!chuds !trump2024

https://old.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/1ggk14k/joe_rogan_experience_2221_jd_vance/

She found this post, and I am now single

She said it was an attempt to embarrass her more. It wasn't, but telling her otherwise made her scream

From now on, I am only going to date psychologically mature women who can take feedback. Feel free to follow and DM me if that's you

— Coach Bruce (@OX_DAO) October 31, 2024

While other fake news organizations like the Washington Post and L.A. Times refuse to save democracy, we at the Babylon Bee are proud to do our part. Today, the esteemed Editorial Board of the Babylon Bee has officially voted to endorse Kamala Harris for President.

In 2020, the Babylon Bee famously endorsed "Dave" for President, discovering only later that Dave was a role played by actor Kevin Kline in a movie that hit the box office in 1993. This year, we resolved to endorse an actual person, and that person is Kamala Harris.

Why Kamala? Take a look at this incredible list of just a few of her achievements:

• As a young San Francisco lawyer, broke into politics by using her stunning intellect to win the favor of 60-year-old Mayor Willie Brown

• Ran for President in 2020 and earned zero votes, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that she was in it purely for the love of the game

• After Joe Biden announced he would select a woman of color as VP, she was a woman of color

• When Mike Pence was trying to turn America to fascism, bravely intervened by saying, "I'm speaking."

• Was such a popular Vice President that over 12 million people hiked thousands of miles from South America to come meet her

• She is brat, which we believe means that she is as cool as a bratwurst

• So beloved that she became the first person in history to win a primary without receiving a single vote

Wow. How can you put into words the greatness that is Kamala Harris, other than to say that you have to witness its significance over the passage of time? We are just simple folks here at the Bee — but we know there is great significance to the passage of time.

We are grateful that when America is on the brink of losing its democracy and probably everyone becoming Nazis, the person standing strong against the forces of darkness is Kamala Harris. We at the Bee are proud to stand behind her. We will not be like the Washington Post, destined to be a byline in democracy's requiem, should the nation fall.

@Mummyvann still feel good about banning links to the Babylon Bee?

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-editorial-board-officially-endorses-kamala-harris-for-president

I can't even CSS embed the link.

>I'm soooo tired of men on dating apps hitting me up on some weird shit. I'm tired of men calling me a BBW. I'm tired of men telling me that they've always wanted to hookup with a fat girl. I'm tired of men telling me that they only like big girls. I'm tired of those same men throwing my weight in my face or making me feel uncomfortable with the amount that they talk about me being fat. I'm tired of being called nicknames like big mama and fluffy marshmallow (yes, you read that correctly. wtf), and so on.

>I'm so tired and annoyed and I just wanted to be treated like a normal human being.

!foidmoment

https://steamdb.info/app/1845910/

All is lost...

Was anybody here into the olddragon age games? Something I didn't think about until now was that everyone I knew who were really into inquisition were either college commies or full blown shitlibs. I wonder if they knew what they were doing and were actually pandering to their base with all the stuff.

In either case, I think we all owe Biomoidware a few barves.

For the record Im a #proud squeaker and I have a mask so I can sound and look like a child, so passing wont be a problem. Was just wondering if the dignity think is worth it

This was Zuly during her Bad Girls Club season:

This is Zuly now:

We know she got a micropeepee, but you're not supposed to say these things. Unlessssssss the is a Trumper.

She's not really a if she votes for trump

oh dear this is heresy.

What a confused individual.

hmmm confused about what?

Chosen name is a giveaway

Making fun of their chosen name?

she's a sexual predator

She was a lesbian hooking up with women, but now she's a male feminist. ok

It must be a kink

This is the new Reddit excuse for people not getting mad at what they get mad at.

Deadnaming

oh noes deadnaming!

God dammit they jannied the one calling her a little peepee butthole lol

MAGA is big mad that Mark Cuban told the ladies on The View this about Donald Trump:

“You never see him around strong, intelligent women. Ever.”

🍿 pic.twitter.com/6BRQi6m1Vd

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) October 31, 2024

!nonchuds !khive Where's the lie?

!deathtomicks

They're still junk food but they have more protein and fiber

!goyslopenjoyers

https://i.imgur.com/gallery/today-please-keep-mind-GWYJUty And it's posted and supported unironically.

Top Drama

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

What do people think? Generic slop? Well-crafted gorefest? I've seen the first one and am half way through the second.

@KatserKitty1987 (RIP) said in an old thread:

The first one was overly long and exceedingly tiring. The sets were all lit like a play and the gore is a level or extreme to where it wraps around to not being distributing. It's a shame as the killer is actually pretty cool and interesting it's just that nothing else is.

I think the clown is cool, I like his mischievous smile. The women he kills are always pretty 1D and I'm sad when I see their boobs because I want to see them but not covered in blood while they're screaming.

/u/bu11fr0g did you ever think you'd grow up to be Randall from Recess

I just learned that the Na'vi were the real villains in Avatar. Billions of human lives depended on taking just a small area of Pandora, yet they refused to allow mining to take place because... religion. As their god Eywa noted, their only three rules were:

"You shall not…

— Ana Mostarac (@anammostarac) October 29, 2024

Goes both ways

— Ana Mostarac (@anammostarac) October 30, 2024

“Our planet” only exists in our minds. Ownership is a human concept not a reality. Nothing is yours nor theirs to take, so…

— LongTermOwl (@LongTermOwl) October 30, 2024

No, once you designate someone an "alien" towards whom you have no sense of responsibility and whose lives you're willing to destroy for the sake of your planet...then the "aliens" get to treat you the same way. Moral equivalence.

— Name (@Tejas04718726) October 30, 2024

Ownership in purely factual terms means "are you able to defend it from people who want to take it from you". Everything else is contracts or window dressing.

— Reincarnated As A Level 999 Shitposter (@Bikkuriman976) October 30, 2024

Hello, Based department?

— Ana Mostarac (@anammostarac) October 30, 2024

Don't forget about Jake though, he was just a crippled furry who got a government funded opportunity to take his beastiality fetish all the way.
Plus I hear Unobtanium is like, super important.

— ꜰ.ʜ. ꜰᴏʀᴅ (@FrenlyHenryFord) October 30, 2024

pic.twitter.com/K09DGCKgqx

— Ana Mostarac (@anammostarac) October 30, 2024

I would rather be a hive minded Na'vi than a human. Just look at their lives man. They can fly amongst floating mountains and swim and bond with whales. Their happiness index would be higher than the US.

And Thanks for supporting my argument with your nuking the planet remark.…

— Philosopher of the Network State (सञ्जालराज्यम्) (@NetworkStateMan) October 30, 2024

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— Ana Mostarac (@anammostarac) October 30, 2024

In that case Eywa is the real villain. An alien ant-queen, with the Naavi just acting as her worker/warrior drones.

— Bon (@Ducimus321) October 30, 2024

Wrong

— Ana Mostarac (@anammostarac) October 29, 2024

What puts your desires over those of another that already possess the land in this case?

— ShawMuhFukinShawson (@Shawshawson) October 30, 2024

Expansionism is an important part of tyranidhood! If they just stay planetside they're not *real* tyranids

— worst gangster communist computer god (@whenwerewe) October 30, 2024

By that same logic humans didn't owe them either and might makes right in that situation

— Heterodox Progressivism (@HProggy) October 29, 2024

depends, what do they bring to the table? convert smart ones, kick out stupid ones

— bch_neurodivergent (@bchneurodivergent) October 30, 2024

Discuss !kino

!chuds humans rule.

proud to announce i've now voted in my hometown kenosha wisconsin, and in ann arbor michigan where i went to university for computer science. will vote in nyc to finish out as i currently work here as centrist tech journalist. democracy is about ensuring your voice is heard pic.twitter.com/IBhqpxQq0J

— cold 🥑 (@coldhealing) October 28, 2024

Don't forget to vote at your lakehouse in Michigan, your winter place in Georgia and your pied-à-terre in Philadelphia.