Chudbros, I don't feel so good...

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All is lost...

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Was anybody here into the olddragon age games? Something I didn't think about until now was that everyone I knew who were really into inquisition were either college commies or full blown shitlibs. I wonder if they knew what they were doing and were actually pandering to their base with all the :marseytrain2: stuff.

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In either case, I think we all owe Biomoidware a few barves.

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LGBT as the very first tag on steam

Nice tagging, nerds.

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:marseyshrug: It's upfront and accurate, LGBT that was the primary thought behind this game, not RPG

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>he pays in dongs

:#turtoiserofl:


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of course it is. it's the main focus of the game.

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>14k out of nine gorillion people on the planet

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>solitaire chads keep winning

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It's growing lmao.

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total chud death :chudtantrumfaster:

and of course, the best part of the new dragon age is everyone is built for :marseyblackcock: , especially the :marseytrain:

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Its not going to be a Concord failure but i doubt it will break even. It will be a mediocre game that will only be remembered for its cringe cutscenes.

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>Its not going to be a Concord failure but i doubt it will break even. It will be a mediocre game that will only be remembered for its cringe cutscenes.

:#speechbubble:

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If you have a counter argument please share.

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Present your counter argument

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No

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Saving this so I can remind you in 1 year how right you were.

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Then use a reminder :marseyshapiro:

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Frick you

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Why would you say that? :soycry:

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Frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you

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:marseycryingfast:

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:#pepepunching:

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Yeah. Starfield had 303,000 at its peak and it was on Game Pass... And we all loved that game, right? We loved that writing and dialogue lol.

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The kind of game that people will be making retrospective video essays about 5 years from now, talking about how much of an underrated entry it was

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Also, nice larper group, nerds. What the frick is this?

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Why are both eyes of the black guy (who's in a purple jacket, because of course he is) lazy?

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What are we, some kind of Dragon Ageβ„’: VeilguardΒ©?

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Such a return to form for Bioware.

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Is that a big number?

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No. also...

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Not looking hot.

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>25 reviews total

Babe, please...

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tf you mean no, it's got 10x horizon zero dawn remastered :marseycope:

but the review score is :marseykekw:

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Is this really surprising? Bioware bought a bunch of fake positive reviews and ensured none of those reviews mentioned all the wokeshit. Just wait, once people get to the cringey parts youll see the reviews TANK.

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:marseycopetalking:

G*mers will buy literally anything under an established brand

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and ensured none of those reviews mentioned all the wokeshit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU THINK THAT WAS REAL :xd:

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I regularly post two comments in a thread responding to myself with completely differing viewpoints, I'll leave it up to you to figure out which one is real

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the one that's easier to make fun of is real obviously :scoot:

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:#marseyseethetalking:

Nuclear levels of cope, it's time to face the reality that:

A) 99% of normies just don't give a shit about "woke" content in their game

B) Everyone else is completely on board with this sort of thing.

It's time for chuds to wake up and realize they're on the wrong side of history.

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imagine if :marseykamala: said :donkeykongsaystransrights: , she would 100% win

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Anybody who got "bait and switched" by this game, I hope you burn in heck. There's no way there's hundreds of thousands of people that are craving a :marseytrain: relationship simulator. That means you're an r-slur who got tricked by game journ*lists, of all people. You just bought another five years of these horse shit bideo games, you legitimized fricking game journ*lists 🀒, you gave the neo pronoun cute twinks an actual "woke" example to shove in my face on Twitter. And most importantly you lost me 800 MB. Frick you. May all of your entertainment be this forever into the future.

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I'll have you your money. I should get my MB stipend sometime early Nov.


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:marseymobster2: :marseyfedora: you got a week to pay up before my pal Tony here your transgenderizes you, capiche?

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Take it up with Spiderman 2. The neighborhood "hero" that decided to give me 600 shit awards.


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I thought for sure it was a :carp:et bomb

@Spiderman_2 how do you even afford 600 shit awards

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You ok? :marseycheerup:

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Who cares? RDR out on PC! Should be 50% by the Spring Steam sale.

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it should have released at 50% of the current price

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Ps3 games should be no more than $10 on PC. I'll go as high as $40 for a switch release.


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i woulda spent $30 to have red dead on switch or steam deck, just for portable zombie killing.

$50 is OFFENSIVE for a straight port of a 30 year old game. :uhuh:

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It actually is just $35 for Nintendo switch. With the zombie dlc.


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it released at $50 on switch

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Yeah $35 now though. If Sony had any brains they would just release a portable PS3. $200 like why tf not. I don't give a shit about Mario games. Just let me play gta4 while I'm dog sitting for my mom.


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every mario game ever made, including mario is missing, is better than GTA4 are you high or something :hmph:

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You know those shitty Chinese consoles that are like $40 and "include 20,000 games"? But every game is a boring piece of shit that no one in their right mind would want to play? That's what Mario Odyssey is. "Come do this jump rope mini game and see if you can get 100 jumps for this gold star." A whole game of boring dumb bullshit.


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G*mers got the game they wanted. Watch them mass preorder mass effect and cry next. :soycry: :soycry: ahhhh how could this happen, i better preorder gta 5 next :marseyemojilaugh: :marseyemojilaugh:

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Was anybody here into the olddragon age games?

DAO was the shit, I played a ton of it in College. DA2 is frustrating as it was almost a good game, but was rushed. I like the plot having Hawke fail to save the day 100% and mainly put out fires. But the cracks of the Action 'RPG' shit started here.

veryone I knew who were really into inquisition were either college commies or full blown shitlibs

This is my experience and why I expected this to be dogshit.

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isn't 14,000 low for a brand new massive AAA game?

i never look at those charts because what would anyone look at them or care but i feel like that number is low

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Wait a month, literally 1 month from now it'll be sub 5k watch

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isn't that an unfair statistic for a single player game? when people finish it they stop playing it.

i mean :!marseytrain:s said the same shit about hogwarts. "lol look at this single player game has no players after 6 months!!!"

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I mean BG3 has 60k players online right now and that game is over a year old.

Hogwarts legacy has 20k players online and is over 1.5 years old.

Cyberpunk has 25k and is 4 years old.

Witcher 3 has 13k and is 10 years old.

An AAA release going down to 5k in a month is not good regardless of whether it's single or multiplayer. Whether it actually will do that is another matter of course.

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BG3 is multi player

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A game being single player has some bearing on player retention yes but look at Skyrim, Fallout, every simulation game, GTA 5 campaign, Witcher 3, Red Dead Redemption 1+2, Hollow Knight, Marvel's Spiderman, Portal 2, Like every single Metal Gear game, 10000 others that are successful long-term because they still have replayability value.

Of course there are exceptions (Baldur's Gate 3 is a notable recent exception) but this game not only has :marseytrain2:shit but the developers are :marseytrain2:s and soys themselves so it will surely die an artless disastrous death. Over 90 percent drop in a month is not normal but that is what we will see from this mess if I had to bet on it.

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