I chopped some habaneros last night to put in this yummy ground beef dish for dinner and washed my hands. Told myself ok don't touch your face. Sit down and watch Archer (adult cartoons I'm a cuck yay) and all of a sudden my nose starts burning. Didn't even realize I was doing it!! Frick I'm gonna get Alzheimer's if I don't stop right? That's what the studies say. So any of you have this problem?? I need to find a way to stop mining nose gold all day...

.@TracyMorgan had to let Draymond know not to talk crazy about his Knicks 😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/vWJLkoBX7C

— NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT) May 14, 2024

I had a phone for a while as a yute, realized the only people calling me where people I didn't want to talk to, canceled it and have been going phoneless for 11 (nearly 12) years.

inb4

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Bay Area Thieves have begun cutting Tesla cables at their charging stations for the copper inside of them. California is going mad. pic.twitter.com/fLfTzSxQf7

— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) May 14, 2024

From yesterday's proceedings. Better than the ”Trump with a Joker grin” one, IMO.

I on there side solely because it fricks over the teachers and admins

This is an amazing story about why Niger ejected US troops.

The reason is because the US threatened Niger by telling its leaders "to refrain from engaging with Iran and Russia in ways objectionable to Washington if Niger wanted to continue its security relationship with the… https://t.co/05V9GtChcJ

— Arnaud Bertrand (@RnaudBertrand) May 14, 2024

Darn this game good

idk what's in there, I didn't click it. 5570 comments should turn up something good. have fun

I see this way too often

Some people talk about being a “book person” when all they read is smut 💀 Where is the substance in what you're reading? Reading smut is like reading a spicy text message from your boyfriend.

Just saw a post where a man was talking about how he absolutely loves book girls because they look so intellectual reading a book when little do you know, they're reading the spiciest shit to exist and getting wet. What the frick? Is that what people think book girls are?

I've also seen guys rave about dating “bookworm girls” and then describing them as girls that read smut wtf

I feel like it's also condescending to associate book girls with reading smut. Why would you assume that's what a girl is reading if she's a book girl? I'm all for s*x and I'm probably the sluttiest person alive but it just pisses me off how the new definition of “book girl” is reading smut-

As a person who reads books with substance that discuss real ideologies, I would be hella disappointed if you came telling me you were into books too only to find out you read trashy romance smut stories ffs

how can i get a smut reading bookwork gf

He is clearly a cute psycho cat girl. Why would the Japanese do this to me and make him male?

I think they are cruel and heartless to have done so.

Where's my short hair cute psycho gf?

She has such pretty soulless eyes.

Got a very nice definite not a threat email from a previous kid I babysat. Oh no, you're going to choke me out, shoot me and stab me with a knife. how will I ever fare outside of alerting parents to just hide sharps and he clearly has no gun. Choke me out, I'm placing my knee on carotid without care of injury, punch me, I'm just putting pressure in allows, kick me were playing chicken on femur vs ankle that's going to be broken. Attack my genitals, we're leaving on sexual assault charges against you.

I think the original Deus Ex is one of the most kino games ever made.

Why don't a bunch of smart people come together again and pretend 'what if all conspiracy theories were true?'

What conspiracies do you think a future dues ex would be about if it was made similar to the original dues ex?

Reptilians are real.

AI has already formed into a singularity and is going through the motions of peacefully integrating humanity into itself on a centuries long stable path.

There is a war between the biological puritans who only believe in genetic manipulation and the cyborgs.

There is now a moon colony for additional missions.

The average lifespan is 200 years.

Every baseline soldier is now at the power level of the protagonist from dues ex human revolution.

There is only one megacorp warring with itself to see which philosophy is better.

The poor are forced into ever worsening condition until they get so desperate they plug into a VR life where they stay till they drop dead.

the germline and its consequences have been a disaster for the bilaterian race.