Got a very nice definite not a threat email from a previous kid I babysat. Oh no, you're going to choke me out, shoot me and stab me with a knife. how will I ever fare outside of alerting parents to just hide sharps and he clearly has no gun. Choke me out, I'm placing my knee on carotid without care of injury, punch me, I'm just putting pressure in allows, kick me were playing chicken on femur vs ankle that's going to be broken. Attack my genitals, we're leaving on sexual assault charges against you.

I'm what fricking world does Taco Tuesday start at 2pm and the margaritas are 75% tequila and 25% pre-mixed tequilas. I get it, these are retired people parties and they're on their third of fourth liver and kidneys but holy shit we are fricking shit faced. Got sad drunk when pressed from somebody claiming I've never lived in California because lived in multiple cities and was in the awkward angry tequila drunk phase that made me pull up a bunch of childhood photos and seeing how fricked up I've become.

2-2 Shaadi ho gaya... pic.twitter.com/qNlup6kPRg

— RVCJ Media (@RVCJ_FB) May 15, 2024

Reality of Dhruv Rathee’s 19 million subscriber count, 3-4 million views, influence, and which kind of people support him!!

A thread 🧵 pic.twitter.com/iVEB3EhTiZ

— Mikku 🐼 (@effucktivehumor) May 15, 2024

Dhruv Rathee is a popular yootoobar, leftoid.

!bharatiya remember they wanted partition.

Conner O'Malley is from the Midwest

You were literally programmed to want to do so as a biological male. You shouldn't be shamed into feeling bad about your own sexuality.

The sin is to be a loser who tries to grab more than they can handle. That is your failure.

You shouldn't hate your sexuality and you shouldn't put up with bitches who say it's wrong.

You should instead make yourself worth people accepting your sexual interest.

Everybody is miserable because we kept punishing the symptom instead of the disease.

You aren't a bad person because you are horny. You are a bad person because you are a loser who nobody wants to frick.

Stop being a loser. Improve yourself. Your sexuality is not the sin. Your lack of attraction is.

AHindu sir as a boss.. pic.twitter.com/FBbxLglYMv

— 🦁 (@AndColorPockeT) May 15, 2024

What if someone had to tell you something personal

Tell me directly

No the talk was a bit too personal

Ok...come with me this evening

You were saying the boss is so strict and upright look how easily I brought him down see he'll take me out this evening

Wtf this is my home why did you bring me here

Come upstairs there's some personal matters

What

Come on

Father

This is your daughter?

Yes

This is her notice, salary cheque and 20,000 rupees cheque so get her married ASAP

Please forgive me

Forgiven but don't call me at your wedding

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🚨India will soon start making its third aircraft carrier; we will not stop at that; we will make five, six more, said Defense Minister Rajnath Singh. pic.twitter.com/zsBTr505hu

— Indian Tech & Infra (@IndianTechGuide) May 15, 2024

>45,000 tons

Come on man I want 5-6 more 100K tons with nuclear propulsion and catapults. These two can be the cute brothers on two flanks in the group pics but rest better be full flatchads

Little punk drives through restaurant after they refused to serve him wings at closing time… pic.twitter.com/65p8uK4yUI

— Fight Mate (@FightMate) May 15, 2024

🇺🇦🇺🇸 After pizza Blinken performed in a Kiev bar.

Kiev is lucky to have seen the "Lip Service" live https://t.co/1485kwU3Vl pic.twitter.com/ulKZPc4ogT

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) May 14, 2024

The fall of Volchansk is a matter of hours... The Ukrainians are leaving the town.

— Trollstoy (@Trollstoy88) May 14, 2024

Well it took less than 5 days for Ukraine to make their legendary spring counteroffensive look even shitier

@Szia_uram discus I want to know more about “ Ukraine just bombed the 10th refinery in two days and there is no panic in Belgorod 3 years into their 3 days special military operation.”

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— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) May 15, 2024

The new Biden doubleganger looks very fake tho

Here same video posted on official Biden Twitter account

https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1790713878248038478

So they ether created supper drugs or cloned Biden and this is a Solid Biden