Little punk drives through restaurant after they refused to serve him wings at closing time… pic.twitter.com/65p8uK4yUI

— Fight Mate (@FightMate) May 15, 2024

Not only did Tony Blinken show up at a bar somewhere in Kyiv to play a rendition of Neil Young's "Rockin' in the Free World," State Department planners brought along C-SPAN to film the thing. The song is a pretty accurate distillation of Blinken's halfwit interventionist ideology pic.twitter.com/EOcVExXhwM

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) May 14, 2024

It's shockingly good how the impressions are; usually you can tell that the guy doing them has one little thing that makes their performance stand out a little too much, but here the voices are so nicely done that it's almost practically like the real thing. Isn't that insane??

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Yes, because I have eyeballs that work 😌 (39)

Darn, if this is what women find attractive then I'm doomed. (-8)

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He's sooo insanely cute but his personality is what makes him one of kind 🫶 (22)

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Dunno, but whenever I see him I want to steal his style so bad. This man has DRIP (13)

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You lost this argument hard lol. First a classic 'im not reading all that' to defect from the argument followed by an insult. Zero points (2)

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Oh, I mean I'd really rather not spend my life with you either. I'd probably die early from stress or something if I had to worry about everything I say being derogatory or a red flag or whatever. (-8)

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Unexpected Lovecraft

The remaining 20% are permanently aboe women.

It matches with the iq curve.

Men peak on bot hthe r-slur and genius sie.

Meanwhile women stay near the mdedium range.

Which means women are attarted to their betters which is only 20% of men.

Men are better than women the 20% but women are better than 80% of men and it shows.

This is why women are only attracted to the top 10-20 % of me.n

Dont they know the election couldnt have been stolen and was literally saved in good faith?

https://time.com/5936036/secret-2020-election-campaign/

The Soviet Union FREED the World from Fascism, Imperialism and Colonialism. pic.twitter.com/Qgf2my3JRe

— Pamphlets (@PamphletsY) May 14, 2024

My JD died I could replace the engine, but I don't feel like it. Something new and Would be nice