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Yes, because I have eyeballs that work 😌 (39)

Darn, if this is what women find attractive then I'm doomed. (-8)

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He's sooo insanely cute but his personality is what makes him one of kind 🫶 (22)

If you like to be hit; he is yours (-9)

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Dunno, but whenever I see him I want to steal his style so bad. This man has DRIP (13)

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You lost this argument hard lol. First a classic 'im not reading all that' to defect from the argument followed by an insult. Zero points (2)

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Oh, I mean I'd really rather not spend my life with you either. I'd probably die early from stress or something if I had to worry about everything I say being derogatory or a red flag or whatever. (-8)

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autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramautists. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

Not sure if right hole, but I think a complete autist got legit pics of a tasmanian tiger. But could be total bs 🤷🏽‍♀️

the germline and its consequences have been a disaster for the bilaterian race.

Meanwhile.. pic.twitter.com/yXjaeD09v3

— Majority Report (@majorityfm) May 14, 2024

go to /r/boykisser to see more in action.

Caitlin Clark has arrived for her first @WNBA game 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Ni3qbmP4BK

— Indiana Fever (@IndianaFever) May 14, 2024

And this is the trad wifey you end up with irl:

Yikes stop noticing:

Same vibe:

Also Meek Mill is a b-word:

Dont they know the election couldnt have been stolen and was literally saved in good faith?

https://time.com/5936036/secret-2020-election-campaign/

https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/143643005#p143643005

Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn’t shown up for a debate.

Now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again.

Well, make my day, pal. pic.twitter.com/AkPmvs2q4u

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 15, 2024

https://news.sky.com/story/bumble-apologises-for-adverts-appearing-to-mock-celibacy-13136239

https://www.rt.com/russia/597583-ukraine-corruption-defense-kharkov/

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1790209370648637851

Russia was able to re-invade Northern Ukraine bc local officials pocketed the money sent for defense

Is this why Elon Musk is giving up on superchargers? 🤔

People in San Francisco Bay Area are cutting cables of EV chargers to sell the copper (or something).

America needs more than tariffs on Chinese EVs to save the domestic market. pic.twitter.com/q2R14ZHG2F

— S.L. Kanthan (@Kanthan2030) May 14, 2024