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NPR talked about it
https://www.npr.org/2024/05/14/1250912188/honor-levy-my-first-book-short-stories-review
Here's a choice excerpt I randomly scrolled to in the epub
He felt like he was dying, smothered by xenoestrogenic alienation, forced domestication, a lowering of testosterone, depopulation, doom, the sun setting for the last time ever, a great ugliness, the end of history flashing before his eyes. Withered Wojak. Pink Wojak with bleeding eyes. </3. Cope or rope. He felt western civilization falling and bile rising in his throat, a microwaved McFlurry of remorse and half-digested animal proteins. He felt himself falling out of love. Falling to his knees in a Walmart. A poison arrow in his chest. MRNA mode. Blood of the Lernaean Hydra mode. Ow. Wow. Passions inflamed the middle layer of his heart's wall. Myocarditis. Oneitis. It's So Over, said his sinking swollen heart. The drywall called out to his fists. He punched the keyboard instead, kjbvkdesvdsbjvjkwbdvb jkldesblkdf. . . . Why would you ask that??? Ur a dumb slut . . . Just another whore. . . . . . . . . No. . . . . . No. . . . . . I said I wanted a tradwife not a tard wife . . . roastie . . . whore . . . I hate you . . . I hate you I hate you. Just before he hit send, it hit him, something sent from the beyond, a burning white light, a growing echo of music, the opening notes of MGMT's โLittle Dark Age.โ And then it began: images flashing, hyperspeed through his mind, the Intertwined Lovers of Valdaro skeletons in their Neolithic tomb, huddled face-to-face with their arms and legs intertwined in an eternal embrace, Orpheus and Eurydice in the underworld, every pair of lovers ever intertwined in eternal embrace, Odysseus and Penelope, Eloise and Abelard, Adam and Eve, Bella and Edward. At ever-accelerating nightcore speed, he saw nights and days, battles and births, blood, so much blood, beating hearts, cells dividing, code being written, oceans rising, blooming flowers, dying crops, the great flood, continental drift, the universe expanding, poetry, pain, the big bang, empires rising and falling, the birth of his ancestors, the death of his great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren, all of the ends and the beginnings beginning and ending and beginning and ending and beginning and ending infinitely. He saw what Life is, and what Death signifies, and why Love is stronger than both. He saw a loop, a shining circle. He saw the way forward as he looked back. He hit the backspace button as he RETVRNed from this infinite space to his body, to his bedroom, to now. He understood now. No no i want you, he replied. Sorry for the late reply I was away from my keyboard. It wasn't a lie. He had been somewhere else. He wanted to reach through the black glass, through all the 0s and 1s, through the mess of wires under the ocean, through the cloud, to grab her, take her in his big gym arms and hold her, be one. He wanted her now as she was: messy and pure, bone of his bones, flesh of his flesh, this thing to be called woman. He'd reach through the wall before she hit it. He had to. It was a love story, it all was, everything is, and always has been.
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The US subsidizes dairy and beef, when in reality putting that money into subsidizing grains and vegetables is so much more beneficial for people in the long run.
Can you imagine getting 4 heads of fresh lettuce or kale for 1$, it could be so much better.
just plant it????
If you live in somewhere where it only snows a few times a winter, you can grow a lot of varieties IN THE WINTER
...and if you live in Alaska or Siberia, you plant it in the summer
if you live in Miami or Mexico, then you need to plant it at the coolest time of year and possibly use a shade cloth
needing someone to grow your kale is peak bougie thinking, I am very unimpressed with lemmygrad rn. Even if they live in an apartment they should be demanding community garden or just take over an unused space and start adding kale.
Kale is almost like Radishes it's so easy to grow, literally one of the easiest things to grow. A six year old can be taught to plant, water, and harvest kale.
just look out for these frickers:
My favorite kale is Red Russian kale
less ruffles, less bugs, easier to wash
Now here's a real praxis idea:
you know those stupid parkinglot landscapings? (expecially if you live in North America?)
kale that shit up
Take coffee grounds (nitrogen = huge leaves) and kale seeds and make it all kale. It would grow easily, and it would be an aesthetic improvement.
Kale is one of the most beautiful plants in existence.
- BWC : https://www.xvideos.com/video.ibcbbpd4ac7/asian_girl_pounded_by_black_dick
- fsa : ^ this fricking sucks
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Most ubisoft games still sell well despite being of the most criticised in gaming, this is usually because Ubislop is very normie gaymer oriented who play maybe 2-3 games a year,
so they are the type not to get involved with culture war shenanigans, let's see if fun comes from this!
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Iโve seen others post about this. So I tried it myself - YES itโs real, BAPHOMET
— Jimmy Corsetti (@BrightInsight6) May 15, 2024
Mirror one of the images, and piece them together. Look closely
Then also flip that image upside down, look closely
Then also piece together on opposite sides, and look
0.00% this is coincidence pic.twitter.com/vWOpy7vU2x
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Very first job, in a room full of senior dudes, I was told to โmake the elves sexierโ and when I did that as elegantly as possible w max respect to established lore & worldbuilding I was told โno, like a stripperโ and โI can send you reference lolโ and Iโve never forgotten https://t.co/IeoLGGMkN0
— Nicholas Kole (@FromHappyRock) May 10, 2024
noooo you can't make me draw sexy elves in exchange for money
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Caitlin Clark has arrived for her first @WNBA game ๐ฅ pic.twitter.com/Ni3qbmP4BK
— Indiana Fever (@IndianaFever) May 14, 2024
And this is the trad wifey you end up with irl:
Yikes stop noticing:
Same vibe:
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Dont they know the election couldnt have been stolen and was literally saved in good faith?
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My child who has always been the sweetest, kindest boy has fallen down the incel/misogynist rabbit hole @ 24. I honestly don't know what to do abt it either.
— Rachel Harville (@rach262003) May 14, 2024
Lol being 24 and ikwell posting at your mother is kind of cringe tho. !incels we aren't sending our best either
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Three federal lawmakers from Massachusetts signed onto a letter urging a national probe into how ShotSpotter is being funded amid concerns that the technology Boston Police says is critical to saving lives is ineffective and racially biased. https://t.co/o5jYr2ibz7
— Boston Herald (@bostonherald) May 15, 2024