https://x.com/FromHappyRock/status/1789032621303124007
Very first job, in a room full of senior dudes, I was told to “make the elves sexier” and when I did that as elegantly as possible w max respect to established lore & worldbuilding I was told “no, like a stripper” and “I can send you reference lol” and I’ve never forgotten https://t.co/IeoLGGMkN0
— Nicholas Kole (@FromHappyRock) May 10, 2024
noooo you can't make me draw sexy elves in exchange for money
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Sometimes, boomers are alright.
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crack siiiiiip
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She was only 2364 you sick frick
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Elven age of consent is 2500, but their brains aren't fully developed and their ears aren't fully pointed until their third millennium.
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What about the tits tho?
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No matter how big their peepee, they still look like twinks
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just like !anime girls
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Sorry you had to draw a good looking elf and not a morbidly obese farting anthro wolf I guess
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Thats what I never get about furries, like sure you want to bang lola bunny whatever, but why the gay shit? the inflation shit? the hyperanus and other nightmares?
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😂😂😂
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Pretty sure this guy is just a cute twink repulsed by women. The closest thing he has drawn with any s*x appeal is a woman in overalls.
Certified GAY.
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I have no issue with someone having a certain artstyle and focusing on non coomer topics. The moment they pretend their stuff is actually sexier, superior or some bullshit is when I wish them day of the brush
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That Shrek is NOT sexy
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Such a soy cute twink he's reaching pooner levels.
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The eye proportions are totally fricked.
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LMAO even stablediffusion at the lowest settings draws better than this strag
Also all the butthurt in the comments saying "draw the male elves like strippers too" like do these r-slurs never seen a male elf? they all look like male models, none look like the average dude at all, no game protags look like the guys that play as them...
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Why didn't they want to draw them like strippers? Are they implying s*x work is bad?
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It's always fun watching artists cope with the fact that 99% of the time they just do what the money tells them to do.
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Yeah. It's strange because traditionally, that's all artists ever were.
The patronage system (original Patreon) is the only thing that allowed art and artists to flourish. I.e. Rich people sponsoring artists to produce the best stuff in a 'Keeping Up with the Joneses' arms race against their Rich peepee neighbours as a sign of status.
Da Vinci - had a patron
Michelangelo - had a patron
Mondern artists - have patrons (but more in the money laundering vs sponsorship sense)
In the Renaissance art was a trade, and I don't know where this idea of it being the antithesis of Capitalism came from...when it only exists because of a rich person subsidising your lifestyle on a whim because they think your art is good / will improve their social standing.
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Even in communism artists weren't free to do what they wanted, it was all generic socialist realism shit and agitprop posters, doing modern art got you a free trip to the gulag
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This neighbor sweeter than a sugar plum.
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More like, this neighbor drinks peepees
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I thought they were a woman before I opened the link, yikerissimo
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How dare artists try to fit your inane demands with the setting????
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you used to make better bait grue
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They better be more cooperative or AI will steal their job even faster
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Know what happens when artists become producers? The Star Wars Prequels.
Producer-Artists are bound to be even worse
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Then AI will replace them too
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Ok boss
You want sexy stripper elves with or without peepees?
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With of course, what kind of hack needs to ask this?
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the elven race can have some pp, as a treat
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If you won't make the elves sexier I will
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I could have sworn I had a bunch of pictures from when I was bullying someone on the /tg/ AIslop thread by putting his elf waifu into the set of the kind of porn Matty Healy watches, but instead I found these. Getting the
to make the elf strippers is going to be a pain the butt. It might require actual effort 
No idea why I made these Marseys though.
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No idea who that is what porn he watches
Anyway, heres some lesbo elves some gooner made on civitai
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If I was getting paid to draw some sexy hunk or something I'd just go lol okay and do it. If they said to make it sexier I'd say lol k whatever you say boss. Rather that than most other jobs out there in the world even if it feels a bit ridiculous.
The only issue you might have is you have a moral problem with s*x itself which is what all these sexless rebranded-christian foids are doing nowadays.
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Its a living soyjak who still believes mylady will let him touch her
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Holy shit what game?
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Spore
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Warcraft
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Maybe she should've drawn them like strippers in the first place. It's called market research and knowing your audience, sweety
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How does he feel about furry artists.
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From the looks of it he is one.
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Draw the slutty elf whore you whiney cute twink.
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Snapshots:
https://x.com/FromHappyRock/status/1789032621303124007:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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LMAO the leftstrags are using the radicalize meme for themselves now? didnt they make it to "own the chuds" implying they were r-slurs for letting themselves be radicalized? now being radicalized is a good thing? not surprised since they did a total 180° on jews even poltards told them to calm down
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