The US subsidizes dairy and beef, when in reality putting that money into subsidizing grains and vegetables is so much more beneficial for people in the long run.
Can you imagine getting 4 heads of fresh lettuce or kale for 1$, it could be so much better.
just plant it????
If you live in somewhere where it only snows a few times a winter, you can grow a lot of varieties IN THE WINTER
<- somewhat happy kale
...and if you live in Alaska or Siberia, you plant it in the summer
if you live in Miami or Mexico, then you need to plant it at the coolest time of year and possibly use a shade cloth
needing someone to grow your kale is peak bougie thinking, I am very unimpressed with lemmygrad rn. Even if they live in an apartment they should be demanding community garden or just take over an unused space and start adding kale.
Kale is almost like Radishes it's so easy to grow, literally one of the easiest things to grow. A six year old can be taught to plant, water, and harvest kale.
just look out for these frickers: 
My favorite kale is Red Russian kale
less ruffles, less bugs, easier to wash
Now here's a real praxis idea:
you know those stupid parkinglot landscapings? (expecially if you live in North America?)
kale that shit up
Take coffee grounds (nitrogen = huge leaves) and kale seeds and make it all kale. It would grow easily, and it would be an aesthetic improvement.
Kale is one of the most beautiful plants in existence.
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Dear Kale,
Thanks for less than nothing.
Sincerely,
literally keep yourself safe, you're a leaf
!ifrickinglovescience !biology !fitness
I wish I could eat leaves like a gorilla and get jacked like an NFL linebacker.
The reality of kale is that you'll just starve to death eating the most useless Scientology designer meme food ever invented.
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I mix it with soft fat rich foods like bacon and cheese to add a crunchy texture
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Very tasty. I can still live without it.
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when you cook it, it shrinks a whole lot
then you can eat more faster
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Oh it's a nice garnish or spice.
You will never grow 2000 calories a day.
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this is why I think meme vegans and health nuts are stupid for taking pictures of raw kale
It's not even that good raw
It complements mushrooms and potatoes nicely. You can grow kale in hard soil that you wouldn't want to put potatoes in.
eating 2000 calories of kale in a day would make your farts a war crime
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I add an butt load of mushrooms to simply add volume to my bulk recipe of egg bites
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Dat Vitamin K tho
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Broccoli has the same amount
Spinach has 5x as much
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Does spinach trounce kale in every other category?
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I think each mogs the other down the list but kale may eek out on top overall.
But honestly if you look at price, if you snarf some broccoli and carrots you're gonna do great.
Even better, just eat eggs and string cheese and multivitamins.
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Bruh cmon
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bro do you even chemistryhaxx
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Multivits have shit tier bioavailability
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Just eat more
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Pizza Hut used to be the biggest buyer, and it was to decorate their salad bars.
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Yeah, people really need to consider switching to a high carb diet to lose weight
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lmao dramatards are incredibly out of touch. Someone working three jobs living in an apartment with a potted plant on the balcony can't just "grow their own kale". Only someone with a big backyard and help to take care of the actually important chores could think this was trivial.
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You should be throwing Japanese knotweed on public property instead. !chuds
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spread some kudzu with it
!dixie
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Giant Hogweed is even worse because it has toxic sap
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The only step I left out was the part where you stop the city from weed eating your kale
with force, if necessary
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I touch kale every single fricking day
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You will never grow 200 cups of kale daily to reach caloric intake.
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three jobs is only necessary because of capitalism
seize the landscaping
plant the kale
you brainwashed capitalist
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i prefer beef and dairy tbh
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It's worse than that. The feds control the whole dairy industry and keep the price artificially high. If you try to undercut their moonopoly, they'll frickin kill you, man.
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Based Kale planter
Be the change you want to see in the world
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Brassica chads stay winning
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“Anyone who loves freedom owes such a debt to the Red Army that it can never be repaid.”
– Ernest Hemingway
Snapshots:
https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4534632:
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