administration scrambles to reassure Americans 
as bird flu spreads - POLITICO
With news Thursday night
that a fifth of the U.S. milk supply contains fragments of bird flu virus, the Biden
administration and dairy
industry are racing
to convince the public not to worry
about the spread
of the disease
among
the nation's cattle.
A FIFTH???? Of our milk is contaminated with this shit!!!!!!!!?
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That's why I don't drink
white 
milk it's all diseased like white 
people
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Alert
everyone 
and tell them not to buy the milk.
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I remember you from over a year ago.
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luckily I drink local RAW milk and handle birds daily
I'm already exposuremaxxing
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This is the only way.
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Rubbing the tip of your weewee on their wattle doesn't count as handling birds pal
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I just got off the phone with Abby Shapiro and I can assure you the milk supply has been secured.
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The only acceptable goyslop
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It's cool I only buy the ultra pasteurized from Coca-Cola that people always complain about them abusing the cows. It's got more brotein.
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You think
they didnt 
sneezes in that too?
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Likely more than a fifth, the whole discovery came from a scientist dude who just drove around and bought a bunch of milk to test lmao
Fun fact, he's still drinking the milk that tested positive so trust the science
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Yeah that scientist
is a bug chaser 
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fun fact nobody is getting sick from this
fun fact also bird flu is spreading among cows, dolphins and people* because we vaccinated chickens against the flu in factory chicken farms
*but the people aren't getting sick from it LMAO its the shittest flu ever for people
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THE MILK'S GONE BAD
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consoom the c*m chalice
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FrozenChozen's mommy milkers will be deployed to protect our reserves
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I've just delivered this Breaking News to my barn. Everyone is fricking pleased with what the fricking Ice Cream man said.
Capitalism thunders onward, motherlover!
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Thank you brother!
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Does freezing milk kill the birds?!
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Does a ghost
sing in the wind?
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Hello
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Is that why my milk hasn't tasted normal recently? Felt off
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Yes, they want everyone
to drink 
the contaminated milk first 
before 
they give us back the good milk.
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The obvious question to me is: what about the meat?
Is my medium rare steak gonna give me bird flu?
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BBWs are one of those things I get off to in porn, but am utterly repulsed by IRL. Its not even the stigma of fricking a fatty that does that. When i tried crossing the line of fantasy into reality i found that a) fatties have grating personalities and b) beyond a certain BMI they are guaranteed to smell horrible.
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