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Hello sir I am OK but I have suddenly stumbled upon a problem. You see, my great great grandmother thrice removed has died 3 months ago. Her lawyers have been searching across the world and have found me to be her closest relative.

Unfortunately, Granny Loretta was a drug lord and kept all her money hidden in the bags of catfood she had stacked in her basement. She only used 2 dollar bills because she didn't trust new money.

Anyway, her lawyers are trying to get me her life savings, but they need to hire 4 dozen children to transport it across the border. Unfortunately I do not have enough money to extort all these children on my own, but my local gang leader has said that he can do it for $3700.

If any of you kind souls could do the needful and donate any amount of money (including marseybucks and dramacoin) to me, I can triple your kind donations in 2 weeks and return them to you. Many thanks you.

Doing this specifically because @MenAreWorst was complaining that I don't post any real news or some shit. This is what it looks like when I do that. Yes, it's boring, lol, but it doesn't mean that Ukros are actually doing well...

For me, I'm going to put Bardfinn calling Pete Buttigieg a cute twink as tops. Roe v Wade produced more global seethe, but Steve is so ingrained into our history and lore that this blessing cannot be ignored.

Of course next is Roe v Wade.

I wish he hadn't killed anyone but I'm also thankful for autismanifesto, so I feel guilty putting it on the list.

I'm thankful for leftoid infighting and destroying every good idea they've ever had through Progressive Stack.

I'm thankful for rightoid goose-stepping and causing mass damage to everything and everyone around them. I may not agree with what they do, but I love their efficiency and enthusiasm.

>finds blunt outside

>Writes note asking for "da plug"

>Gets clapped back by Sigma Outdoor Communal Blunt Enjoyer

R E A L S H I T

Listen and discuss.

@hereforabit