Recently I keep getting told how I used to be a rightoid agendaposter but I'm much better now that I've reformed and assimilated so I thought I would write a quick guide on how I managed to fool people and how you too can be a rightoid agendaposter without getting themed and banned and make your very own way to the near bottom of the rdrama leaderboard.
These all work because rdrama is a little leftist but mostly just doesn't want you to be incredibly boring
1. Be funny
Nobody wants to read seriousposting. Post shit that's going to be entertaining to people instead of just boringly shilling your worldview. Tell some kind of fricking joke somehow. Smile. Laugh.
2. Lie
If you try #1 but your idea of "funny" is "haha BIPOCs are stupid" because you sincerely believe BIPOCs are stupid it'll just come across as seriousposting. Instead pretend that BIPOCs are actually very smart well enough to make people laugh at the fact that you're really calling them stupid. If you want to post your own view exaggerate it or warp it somehow to make it a joke. Embrace irony.
3. Play characters
Feel free to be whoever makes a post work. Instead of writing "OMG these SJWs want to trans our children" write something like "I'm a bisexual trans woman and I want to trans some children", that's funnier.
4. Make fun of r-slurs on your own side
Nobody's side is perfect, you can take an occasional shot at embarrassing rightoids. Sure 
s are cartoonish but we can still laugh at the guy who literally wants to murder them. You have an advantage here since lots of leftoid dramneurodivergents can't tolerate .win sites long enough to find the good shit, but you can.
5. Unironically support the mayocide
The mayocide is not a joke.
6. Claim to be a Black transwoman as often as possible
This is like having a royal flush in poker, the mods aren't that leftist but they're leftist enough that if you even might be this they can literally never ban you.
So that's my quick handful of tips on this topic since literally nobody asked, I hope you don't enjoy this and every word makes you cringe to the point of feeling real pain. None of this will work if you're an r-slur, except #6.
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nice peepee bro. a little on the small side, but the shape is overall pretty symmetrical, and your balls have just the right amount of hair.
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Who downmarseyd this gentle creature?
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Snappy can't (or won't) upmarsey himself (herself?)
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Aevann won't make Snappy, zoz, and longpostbot upmarsey themselves no matter how much dramatards ask
. If snappy upmarseyd himself he'd probably be on the top of the leaderboard, and I don't want to live in a world where snappy isn't on the top of the leaderboard.
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Snappy hasn't even made 5k comments, it wouldn't matter that much.
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SHUT UUUUPP
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It's a joy to hurt you.
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That's what he said
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I've made more comments than a bit who comments on every post
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How is Snappy a paypig?
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they should get the coins spent on awards
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Well that would require effort
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I wonder if I did the DALL-E deal with the prompt, βtesticles that are too hairyβ what youβd get
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You never miss
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nigβger
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rofl
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the only way this word stops being funny is if πs stop chimping out when they hear it said by a non π
''Oh, he bashed that girl skull in? It was deserved, guess it was deserved, she said the n-word''- average american logic
not even shitposting, πs are so r-slurred it's impressive. either you believe black people are literal animals or you're okay with people being killed because they said the nword, no inbeetwen
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you'll be proud of me! I didn't even bash your skull in.
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TRANS LIVES MATTER, BUT YOU'RES DOESNβT
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Wrong. As with most racial humor its funny cause of all the mayos chimping out on the basketballs behalf
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this is horrible
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BUT TRANS LIVES MATTER
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this is still a good post years later, good job OP, you suck peepees [compliment].
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Was back on plebbit but I got perma banned for calling for journocide.
If mods truly support mayocide why did they ban me for trying to implement one part of it
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You have to specify white journ*lists obviously, Black writers are speaking their truth.
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All jarnoids are honourary mayos, CMV.
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Don't care didn't ask plus your white
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No, my sperm was. Did you forget the sight of my massive black peepee slowly parting your butt muscles, tearing and lacerating the inner lining of your anus already?
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Darn neighbor is yo peepee a chainsaw
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His stuff obviously only works here. Plebbit is very suspicious of all sorts of jokes and humour in general. Satire don't real, alt-righters made it up to gaslamp the marginalised.
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Why is this on the Frontpage?
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Rightoid agendaposters will only manage to follow your advice for a maximum of two posts and six comments before their internal aspie breaks out and they shit on the coffee table.
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