Ask me anything

What film do foids think are top kino?

I'd guess

1. Juno because it has awkward romance, abortions, and indie music

2. Anything with Hugh Grant

3. Some stalker shit like Sleepless in Seattle

I'm 5'6" for reference. I don't workout, I'm just fat

I mean think about it, how many women are obese, how many are overweight, how many of that that aren't are ugly, how many have no postgrad degree, how many have a useless one, how many have a terrible personality?

If you think about it finding a girlfriend that is objectively cute with a bright future and a loving personality in the right age group would almost be impossible.

Kato silly af boi

She's a feminine girl with shoulder long hair who paints her nails. How can I help her transition into becoming a tomboy?

Or is it too late for that?

Instead of making them thousand bait subs I have a different idea. A weekly contest where we make fake posts on r/amitheasshole . Most upmarseyd/ most controversial wins some drama coins and maybe an award.

Not only will this be fun, but there's a huge upside. If we do this often enough, we can become a household name in a massive sub. Posts completely unrelated to us could be seen as "just another rdrama post"

Also I'm sorry I'm a filthy marsey thief, and trans lives matter

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If you have 5 posts:

+10/-10 (0)

+1/-0 (1)

+0/-10 (-10)

+5/-4 (1)

+15/-10 (5)

It sorts like this:

+0/-10 (-10)

+10/-10 (0)

+5/-4 (1)

+1/-0 (1)

+15/-10 (5)

I was thinking, what if user profiles sort by highest accumulated downmarseys, then by vote score?

Then it should sort like so, from highest to lowest:

+0/-10 (-10)

+10/-10 (0)

+15/-10 (5)

+5/-4 (1)

+1/-0 (1)

Reason I bring this up is that in the current system you will get tons of +1/-0 posts, which no one cares about

Don't forget, it's progressive to try and coerce your subordinates to marry you as long as they're men (but not FtM).

Also Succession is a amazing show with some really mean dialogue. You guys should watch it for free on KissCartoon or wherever you guys get your online content from.

Steve Bannon indicted for contempt of Congress. As predicted.

— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) November 12, 2021

It looks like we've caught the ire of anti-vaxx extremists. While we're grateful for ensuring their followers never visit us, we’re less enthused that they’ve called for the harassment of our employees. (1/many)

— Windy City Pie (@WindyCityPie) November 11, 2021

No drama, just thought you chuds needed a reminder

Not only do they give the user dramacoins, but they also cause the comment/post to be moved up. Genius idea by the admins to reward people who cause the most seethe.

Hey, you stupid buttholes. Especially you @Landlord_Messiah

Now a lot of you have been annoyed, distressed, pissed off, scared, entertained, or most likely just bored by my recent post.

For those of you that don't know: I recently made a post detailing how I branded my ballsac for ban awards to use on @Gigavaccinator and made up an r-slured barely cohesive, phishing scheme to IP ““dox”” Giga, all because he was a pibblephobe who was mean to my dog.

Many of you have gotten your panties in a a twist and your dilator's up the wriong hole because of my post, with some accusing the admins of not enforcing the rules on doxxing.

So let's clear up a few things:

FIRST:

I DID NOT PUT ANY PERSONAL INFO OR THE IP ADRESS I GOT IN THE ACTUAL POST.

The ONLY dox related thing I put in the post were the details of how I went about getting the IP address, with NO IP ADDRESS OR DOX IN THE POST ITSELF.

SECOND:

An IP ADDRESS IS USELESS FOR GAINING PERSONAL INFORMATION ABOUT SOMEONE.

The ONLY info I got was a general location that I CENSORED IN THE POST. And that location turned out to be off by a bit as well.

THIRD:

Even if I HAD gotten more information, I CENSORED EVERYTHING IN THE POST AND WOULD HAVE STILL DONE SO.

FINAL:

Did you actually even read my post you r-slurs. If you had read passed my attention-whoring clickbait title you would know this shit.

Frick you, you stupid buttholes.

Also @Chapose nice job wasting a ban award on someone with literally dozens of alts you fricking r-slur.

Edit: @carpathianflorist @Dad @Kellere31 @The_Homocracy

Pin this. I want attention and the userbase deserves torment

Notice the use of leftoids is this our meme power?

I hope Netflix fires every single striking 'worker' (Salaried coddled parasite). Maybe hire some real talent so we stop getting garbage.

— Haz (@InfraHaz) October 20, 2021