goodbye whyte people, burn in heck. whyte so-called people contribute nothing good in the world

THIS TBH

Sorry for my bad english. Also I’m typing on mobile, if im make any spelling mistakes im sorry.

So i was browsing reddit. i did my daily deed by creating my 420th account to downmarsey EA’s comment about microtransactions (EPIC). and then i saw a hilarious meme about dying in a car crash on r/dankmemes. i decided to try it out. So me, being the typical redditor decided to take my wife and children with me (SPOILER, THIS WAS A MISTAKE). Not with standing, we were in the car and saw a big truck. Now i’m a fan of big trucks, let me tell you, but the driver was clearly an insta normie. We crashed into the truck going 250 mph. My wife was vaporised immediately. The car flipped 69 times (nice). C*m, everywhere. My peepee and balls, tortured. My reddit gold, gone. r/wooosh. now you might have noticed the truck driver has uploaded this accident on r/watchpeopledie after committing 4 counts of vehicular manslaughter. This guy is a repeat offender when it comes to reposting. I could name several instances in which he reposted in r/blursedimages and r/aww. Typically he reigns in 20% karma gains as compared to the original posts. This is outrageous. But what is more outrageous is this man, this normie decides to repost on to instagram! Unforgivable! Onto his instagram account, i have noticed several posts causing me to believe he is a boomer! Not just this, but a simp! He supports the orange man and kills children! To relieve my stress after this scarring incident, I decided to donate my life savings to pokemane. Now this b-word, didn't even say my name! I cant believe this! And then, to top it all off, after uploading my cat to r/chonkers HE DIES! It was right after his 12th meal of the day, so at least he died happily. Could it be the cat food? Has anyone else experienced this? After my cat dying i asked my crush out and she said no! My wifes boyfriend called me a cuck and insulted my neckbeard. I was sad. I covered my tears with my fedora. “M’lady”, i whispered, “please forgive me, i have failed you”. After this i went onto r/pewdiepiesubmissions to defend a woman being bullied by evil men. They called me a simp, but i knew that i was actually a protector of the female gender from the patriarchy!

TLDR: Keanu chungus updoot raid reddit gold platinum UWU wholesome what are your greatest cumshots OWO r/whoosh r/pewdiepiesubmissions r/incel r/funny r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA r/askreddit r/incel r/funny r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA r/askreddit

Edit 1: Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!

Edit 2: WOW! My first platinum? Incredible!

Edit 3: 69 thousand updoots? We did it reddit!

Edit 4: Keanu would be proud! Thank you!

Edit 5: WOW! 100 thousand upmarseys! I came!!!!

Edit 6: Incredible! The amount of upmarseys I have is almost as many murders as I have committed in Syria!

Update 1: I am in jail due to my war crimes in Syria. AMA

All Zoomers Are Bastards All Boomers Are Bastards

im the man

spam

>on the internet

>on a drama board

>he does it for free

>he takes his "job" very seriously

>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life

>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack

>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch

>he will never have a real job

>he will never move out of his parent's house

>he will never be at a healthy weight

>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket

>he will never be a woman

>he will never have any friends

>on the internet

>on a drama board

>he does it for free

>he takes his "job" very seriously

>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life

>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack

>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch

>he will never have a real job

>he will never move out of his parent's house

>he will never be at a healthy weight

>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket

>he will never be a woman

>he will never have any friends

>on the internet

>on a drama board

>he does it for free

>he takes his "job" very seriously

>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life

>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack

>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch

>he will never have a real job

>he will never move out of his parent's house

>he will never be at a healthy weight

>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket

>he will never be a woman

>he will never have any friends

whitejaps are fricking dead

maybe if u fricking listened to me it wouldn't have happened

My hatred is pure and righteous and ur race is going extinct oops ahahahah

kill all whites and japs nazi libertarianphile scum

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/06/17/hunters-dip-into-the-art-world-connected-to-weed-slut-lingerie-entrepreneur-zoe-kestan/

I was always skeptical about these all in one nutrition powders, that is until I ended up with heart failure and angina / irregular heartbeat all day.

I was feeling so close to death, like every hour I was sure I was going to have a heart attack or a stroke, and had to keep massaging the pain and irritation in my chest.

I got two bags of Bulk 1 powder in Vanilla and Chocolate flavours, all healthy ingredients, only 2.6g sugar per 400 calorie shake, and then some vanilla or cocoa powder. They taste like digestive biscuits, just slightly sweet from the sucralose.

Ive had just two normal meals and two chocolates in 5 days, down from like 6 chocolates and takeaways daily. My heart has already stopped wanting to jump out of my body and vastly less pain and irregular heartbeats.

My weight is at 85 kg t 5'9, most its ever been is 93 kg. Thats not even anything close to all these cretins eating 5000+ calories a day yet I already destroyed my heart.

Losing both the fat and cholesterol should fix it.

fat

Ya know, where we mock losers who unironically sneed over dramacord posts, post dramacord and d i scord screenshots, and advocate for the repeal of rule 4 "ironically" and ban anyone who doesn't have a d i s cord account.

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