Just wondering

Yeah this one is pretty bad looking, ofc reddits self jerking themselves raw as a result is the true crime against humanity here

Don’t even associate December with Christmas anymore I associate it with the 2019 general election defeat 🥲

— Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) December 1, 2021

what is the difference between marseymexican and marseysombrero?

https://old.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/r6d9vm/jesse_kline_cbcs_18_words_you_cant_say_is_the/hmsf7sv/

Why do I have to pay for this trash again?

Same reason I have to pay for the military.

The military actually provides a public good. They defend our territory and are also part of our disaster response. The CBC on the other hand is a welfare program for arts majors.

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We all know that the acceptable age for sleeping with someone is definited by your age then add 7, and then divide by 2.

Similarly the highest number of acceptable partners is defined by her age, then we subtract the natural logarithm of her age, then divide by 5

So (x-ln(x))/5

https://reason.com/2021/11/30/nlrb-overturns-amazon-workers-decision-not-to-unionize-orders-new-election

good comments too - as is always the case with reason:

LOL so the workers are "fascists" now?

The workers voted against the union. The government overturned the workers desires. You have a government agency dictating how private workers and private companies should operate, so yes that is facism

and my favorite:

Steaming pile of lefty lies shitfordinner just joined other steaming piles of lefty shit in the mute bucket. Frick off and dies, butthole.

https://cnn.com/2021/11/29/entertainment/elliot-page-shirtless-selfie/index.html

Check out this beef cake. Little kings shall inherit the earth

I actually got in an arguement with a chick once where she was all "get in your tent" and I was all "NOOOOO" and she was all "at least let me put my sleeping bag over you" so I was like "I will fricking pee on it if you try dont frick with me"

She's cool. I miss her.

It's genuinely super weird to me that most people think that's weird

NEW: CNN host Chris Cuomo used his sources to get info on brother Andrew Cuomo's accusers. He also engaged with sources to get a read on upcoming stories that took aim at his brother.

"I have a lead on the wedding girl," Cuomo told Melissa DeRosa. https://t.co/KNEYbGXoGu

— Brian Schwartz (@schwartzbCNBC) November 29, 2021