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Bongs BTFO Burger Military
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Coping cryptocel

I guess not really any drama. More so cope.

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WTF

I came here so I dont have to read reddit tier longpost threads, now look at this smh

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Request: replace :marseytrain2: and :marseytrain: with "beautiful trans woman"

Do it jannies.

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RDrama Cool Bookclub November Selection

If you donโ€™t want to read something coughed up in the phlegm of a filthy Frenchman (somewhat filthy Frenchman here), read Jerzy Kosinski's The Painted Bird instead. Was it mostly made up? Sure! That doesnโ€™t mean it wonโ€™t depress the shit out of you, which is the only reason anyone reads for non-research purposes anyways.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Painted_Bird

The book describes the wandering boy's encounters with peasants engaged in all forms of sexual and social deviance such as incest, bestiality, and r*pe, and in other forms of extreme violence exciting lust. The book's title was drawn from an incident in the story. The boy, while in the company of a professional bird catcher, observes how the man took one of his captured birds and painted it several colors. Then he released the bird to fly in search of a flock of its kin, but when the painted bird came upon the flock, they saw it as an intruder and viciously attacked the bird until it fell from the sky.

The plot
In 1939 at the beginning of World War II, a six-year-old boy living in the largest city of an Eastern European country invaded by Nazi Germany is sent by his parents to hide in the countryside because of their past anti-Nazi activities. However, they lose contact with him because of the chaos of the war and he is left stranded. As a result of his black hair and olive skin he is constantly accused of being either a Jew or a Gypsy, although Kosiล„ski's narrator denies this.[1] He also has trouble understanding the local languages and dialects of the peasants he encounters. His first caretaker is a superstitious and unhygienic old woman named Marta, who refuses to allow him to look into her eyes because she is worried his "Gypsy eye" will curse her. Marta eventually becomes ill and dies, and the boy accidentally burns down her hut after spilling kerosene on it. Left to fend for himself, he wanders alone from village to village seeking shelter and food from adults in exchange for work. The boy endures various kinds of violence and cruelty, sometimes hounded and tortured, only rarely sheltered and cared for.

He is saved from an angry mob of villagers by Olga, an elderly folk healer, who takes him under her wing. Although she openly distrusts the boy because of his appearance, she gains his admiration for her cures. After he becomes infected with a local epidemic, she buries him up to his head in dirt and he is attacked by birds but recovers. However, he is caught by the villagers again and thrown onto a large catfish's air bladder, which floats him down the river away from the village.

He is then taken in by a miller and his wife, who frequently exposes herself to a young plowboy. After the miller beats his wife for her alleged infidelity one night, he invites the plowboy over for dinner and gouges out his eyes. The boy runs away again and seeks shelter with Lekh, a professional bird catcher in love with Stupid Ludmila, a promiscuous and scantily-clad woman who lives in the woods alone with a large dog after suffering a mental breakdown from a gang r*pe. After Stupid Ludmila does not return to Lekh for several days, he becomes enraged and starts killing random birds by painting them different colors and setting them loose to be killed by their own flocks. After Lekh leaves to search for her, Stupid Ludmila returns and attempts to molest the boy. They are found by the villagers and she is r*ped by all of the local men and beaten to death by their jealous wives. The boy leaves as Lekh inconsolably cradles her body.

From here, he journeys to another village where a local carpenter takes care of him, but during a storm he becomes worried that the boy's black hair will attract lightning and chains him to a cart in the field. The boy escapes and flees into a forest by stowing away on a train, finding an abandoned pillbox infested with rabid rats. However, the boy accidentally returns to the old village and the carpenter, blaming him after his barn was hit by lightning and burnt down, captures him and prepares to drown him before the boy pleads to spare his life in exchange for showing him the pillbox, which he lies is filled with military supplies. When they reach the pillbox, the boy accidentally pushes the carpenter into the pillbox and he is eaten alive by the rats.

The boy next stays with a kindly and well-respected blacksmith in a village with constant skirmishes and reprisals by rival bands of partisans and the Wehrmacht. The smith and his family are beaten and killed by nationalist partisans, who decide to turn him over to a German outpost as a goodwill gesture. He is taken to the woods by an old German soldier, who sets him free and pretends to execute him.

He escapes and travels to another village next to a German military railway, where the villagers discover Jews and Gypsies being deported to a nearby concentration camp. The villagers approve of this turn of events, seeing it as retribution for the crucifixion of Jesus. It is here that Kosiล„ski adds some social commentary, describing the boy's belief that to have fair hair and blue eyes is to be favored by God. Kosiล„ski sums up a Bosch-like world of harrowing excess where senseless violence and untempered hatred are the norm. One day, a young widow named Rainbow captures an injured Jewish girl who managed to escape from the train. The villagers resolve to hand her over to the Germans the next day. As the boy watches through a knothole that night, Rainbow r*pes the girl and they become stuck together, with a local healer killing the girl.

After German patrols intensify, the boy is forced to leave the village to avoid giving away the location of a Jew in hiding. He is captured by German soldiers and taken to a larger town where he is harassed by a mob before an SS officer hands him over to a Catholic parish priest. The priest treats the boy kindly, but the farmer Garbos and his dog Judas constantly beat and abuse him. After hearing the priest explain prayer and indulgences, the boy asks him to teach him how to pray so that he can accrue enough indulgences to save himself. After the priest dies, Garbos starts torturing the boy by hanging him from the ceiling above Judas, and the boy begins praying more. On the Feast of Corpus Christi, the priest makes him an altar boy, but he nervously botches the Mass and knocks over a missal. The angered congregation accuses him of being a vampire and attempt to drown him in a cesspit. Although he survives, he becomes mute.

In the forest he is caught the local boys and given to the farmer Makar, whose family was ostracized by the village. Makar's 19-year-old daughter Ewka begins fertively having s*x with the boy, which he enjoys. After the boy is unable to kill a rabbit, Makar beats and temporarily paralyzes him. A few weeks later, the boy finds Makar, Ewka, and her older brother Anton having s*x with each other and a goat in the field. Deciding that both they and the Germans became invincible by allying with demons, the boy flees into the forest again. While skating on a marsh, the boy is accosted by several young villagers who try to drown him after he accidentally wounds several of them with his skates. He is rescued by a woman named Labina, who later dies of a heart attack.

In 1944, the tide of the war turns as the Wehrmacht begins losing ground to the Red Army, and the locals begin arguing over the merits of the impending Soviet occupation. The boy wonders why God would allow the Soviets to win the war if they intended to abolish religion and private property. After the Germans withdraw from a village, Cossacks collaborators conduct a brutal raid before the arriving Soviets capture and execute them. The boy is treated in a field hospital and allowed to stay with the soldiers, where he is taught to read and indoctrinated into Stalinism and atheism by the political commissar Gavrila. The boy begins to hope to join the Communist Party and becomes preoccupied with others' opinion of him. After several soldiers are killed by local peasants with axes, the boy accompanies the respected crack sniper Mitka the Cuckoo as he takes revenge by shooting several of the peasants.

Afterwards the boy is taken to an orphanage in his old home city, where he denounces the principal and two nurses to the Soviets after they punish him for refusing to remove his military uniform. When the school officials refuse to discipline him further, he begins refusing to learn his own native language and getting in fights with the other children. He befriends another mute named the Silent One, and they begin sneaking out into the city and getting into mischief. After the boys discover how to operate a railway switch and later get beaten by a dairy vendor, the Silent One uses the switch to derail a train in an unsuccessful murder attempt against the vendor. Eventually, at age 12, the boy is finally reunited with his parents after they identify him via a birthmark. However, the boy frequently misbehaves, breaking the arm of his four-year-old brother. After the war ends, he begins sneaking out at night to hang out with criminals and political dissidents before he is caught by the Militia. When the boy grows sickly, the family moves westward into the mountains on a doctor's advice and the boy is sent to live with a ski instructor. After injuring himself skiing in a blizzard, the boy receives a telephone call to his hospital room and upon hearing the caller suddenly is able to speak again for the first time in years.
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I can't imagine being poly

Like, having one partner is already enough work. Why the frick would you want 2? Truly sick

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Why are black people allowed to be racist? : TooAfraidToAsk
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[2013 DRAMA] sdf asdf asdfasdf asdfasdf asdfasdf asd fsdgfsdgf asdf asdf asdf
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Readers Respond to Portlandโ€™s Toxic Reputation with sneeding, coping, abd raging.
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Which gay hipster janny added the Yeah Yeah Yeahs song to the site?

Name names or heads will roll

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I just saw Dune, has anyone else seen Dune?

It was OK but not anywhere near as good as Mean Girls.

However, I now want my kids to become Sardukaur throat singers.

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What did he mean by this? ๐Ÿค”
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Japanese dude does a blackface for Halloween

his pinned tweet is p good

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consummated_the_marriage

lmao, right-winger => interracial cuck porn pipeline confirmed

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Redditors: getting a GED is actually hard :marseygigaretard:

more cope https://old.reddit.com/r/bestoflegaladvice/comments/qjq35t/comment/hispz0j/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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This time it's triggered by a sexy Indian dudea fighting for the british empire. People are also very mad she shot surrendering Nazi soldiers, who were portrayed as the colonizers. The replies are tame, most of the bitching is contained in quote tweets.

https://x.com/charlieINTEL/status/1452668384273895434/retweets/with_comments

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Super Spooky Homoween Costume!

I know there's a lot of you that probably want to yell at me right now for every having been on their side, and I get it.

But please hear me out. My friends and family are good people. They've been brainwashed and controlled by forces bigger than them.

And when you're on the right, that mind control is darn hard to break. My mom has been beginning to wake up for the past couple of years thanks the the idiotic anti-woke culture of the right. For the record, we were always pro gay marriage, but the anti-trans hatred and discrimination* went too far for her, and for me.

The reason it's taking my mom so long to wake up is that every time she begins to realize something, a massive group of people around her will attack her, and tell her "how dare you" for disagreeing with the Republicans.

It isn't even a moral superiority argument against her, it's simply shaming her for party disobedience. I truly believe she is going to wake up fully soon, but my Dad is completely indoctrinated as is my college aged sister, unsurprisingly.

The media managed to convince all of us on the right that Obama was the worst president of all time, and many of us really, truly believed it. I knew that was bullshit but I myself didn't like Obama for much of his time in office.

Until Trump got in.

Frens, Trump is causing right wingers to wake up like never before. He was a terrible president beyond my belief and every time I tried to have even the slightest bit of hope he fricked things up impossibly bad every time. Embracing the radical white supremacist agenda was already sickening to me but the payouts to Israel, which my family hadn't even heard about yet due to right wing spaces silencing it, was truly the last straw.

I really believed we were doing the right thing. Had the right been more careful maybe I still would. But they pushed their luck too far. The endless racisms, the anti-vaxxers, the teaching of disgusting religious shit to fricking third graders. All too much. It's all a scheme of control, and it's fricking disgusting.

More Trumpists have realized that the right is the real villain than you know. I realized once in 2018, then again in 2020, and this year enough is enough for good.

It's like being 7 years old and finding out early that Santa Claus isn't real. You'll do anything to convince yourself that it can't be true. You'll talk to your friends on the playground, maybe adults that are willing to go along with the lie, maybe even one of those bullshit internet videos until you're finally back in your happy place of believing in Santa again.

And the right has fake explanations a mile wide for any and all questions we have. I can't even begin to count how many times I've seen a conservative begin to wonder what the frick is going on, then Google it and be calmed down by false "clarifications". They have their people by the balls, and it's nearly impossible to escape from.

Republicanism is the ultimate opioid. It's the blue pill. It tells you everything is alright and you are being taken care of. In reality it hates you and everyone you love. But it's literally the political equivalent of putting a bowl of ice cream in front of a child. Only when you realize how unhealthy that ice cream is do you start to turn it down.

I mentioned to a friend I was having mild chest pain and she told me I was going to die and itโ€™s my fault for getting the vax โ€“ mind you I didnโ€™t even tell her I got it. For the record, it wasn't jab-related and has since resolved, but her brain was mentally prepared to attack the jab when I hadn't even mentioned the fricking thing. Conservatism encourages you to choose your politics over your friends, over your family, over your country, but makes you BELIEVE that you're helping your friends, family and country instead.

It's sickening. I was lucky to get out. Please, frens, I know how sickening conservatism is. But if you have cosnervative friends or family, please please PLEASE try and wake them up. They don't realize that they're part of evil. PLEASE HELP THEM GET THE VAX.

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Whore Robs Innocent Man, Fellow Whores Cheer Her On
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I can read country club threads

Wow, they fricking suck peepees. I liked the videos on r/sigmaSpeeders though

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An observation on reddit's system for flagging naughty subreddits

I dont have the reddit app on my phone. When using the mobile nu reddit through my phone's browser I've noticed that sometimes it gives me an irriting and un passable prompt to sign in, but not on all subreddits. It appears to work like this:

Heckin wholesome subreddit - never prompt

Nsfw subreddit - prompt after opening a post

Naughty subreddits - prompt immediately

For instance, r/loveforlandlords prompts immediately as a giga jannie or a bot must have flagged it. The hobby subreddits I go to never prompt.

As reddit doesn't immediately prompt nsfw subreddits I infer that they are trying to bait coomers and porn subreddits will remain after the IPO.

Thanks for listening to my ted-talk, perhaps some neurodivergent can use this information to assist in spreading the rdrama post ironic hatred ecosystem.

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If you want to know how a girl ages look at her mum

I did this with my girlfriend and I must say her mum looks very good and kinda cute for her age. Now I'm sure I made the right decision

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๐Ÿ™Have A Blessed Sunday๐Ÿ™
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