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r/ScienceBelievers. The sub will be pro-vax and anti-rightoid to blend in with other subs and to scare away fugees that could get it banned but it will also shill stuff like only two genders and biological s*x defined by chromosomes. Itβll probably get banned anyway but would be fun to see if anyone bites
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Why do you look at me when you hate me?
Why should I look at you when you make me hate you too?
I sense a smell of retribution in the air
I don't even understand why the frick you even care
And I don't need your jealousy yeah
Why drag me down in your misery
And when you stare you don't think I feel it
But I'm gonna deal it back to you in spades
When I'm havin' fun ya know I can't conceal it
'cause I know you'd never cut in my game, oh no
And when you're talkin' about a vasectomy, yeah
I'll be writin' down your obituary...history!
You got your bitches with the silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions?
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice...pain!!
And that goes for all of you punks in the press
That want to start shit by printin' lies instead of the things we said
That means you andy secher at hit parader, circus magazine
Mick wall at kerrang, bob guccione jr. at spin
What you pissed off 'cause your dad gets more kitty than you?
Frick you! suck my frickin' peepee!
You be rippin' off the frickin' kids
While they be payin' their hard earned money to read about the bands they want to know about
Printin' lies, startin' controversy
You want to antagonize me? antagonize me motherlover!
Get in the ring motherlover! and I'll kick your bitchy little butt! punk!!
I don't like you, I just hate you
I'm gonna kick your butt, oh yeah! oh yeah!
You may not like our integrity yeah
We built a world out of anarchy oh yeah!
And in this corner, weighing in at 850 pounds; guns n' roses!
Get in the ring(x16)
This song is dedicated to all the guns n' frickin' roses fans
Who stuck with us through all the fricking shit
And to all those opposed...hmm...well...
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More hissyfitting due today:
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He said, "Let's get out of this town
Drive out of the city, away from the crowds"
I thought heaven can't help me now
Nothing lasts forever, but this is gonna take me down
He's so tall and handsome as heck
He's so bad but he does it so well
I can see the end as it begins
My one condition is
Say you'll remember me standing in a nice dress
Staring at the sunset, babe
Red lips and rosy cheeks
Say you'll see me again
Even if it's just in your wildest dreams, ah-ha
Wildest dreams, ah-ha
I said, "No one has to know what we do"
His hands are in my hair, his clothes are in my room
And his voice is a familiar sound
Nothing lasts forever but this is getting good now
He's so tall and handsome as heck
He's so bad but he does it so well
And when we've had our very last kiss
My last request is
Say you'll remember me standing in a nice dress
Staring at the sunset, babe
Red lips and rosy cheeks
Say you'll see me again
Even if it's just in your wildest dreams, ah-ha
Wildest dreams, ah-ha
You'll see me in hindsight
Tangled up with you all night
Burnin' it down
Someday when you leave me
I bet these memories
Follow you around
You'll see me in hindsight
Tangled up with you all night
Burnin' it down
Someday when you leave me
I bet these memories
Follow you around
Say you'll remember me standing in a nice dress
Staring at the sunset, babe
Red lips and rosy cheeks
Say you'll see me again
Even if it's just pretend
something
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To prevent it from becoming WSB 2.0, all children will be banned on sight. No ape shit.
To prevent it from becoming /biz/ 2.0, no creepto. Maybe we could do one for the market and one for creepto, but we can't have both in one or it'll be all creepto, happens every time.
Zoomer Pride World Wide - 5
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Its good drama but the searchbar wont find it, it does seem like the type of shit to have been archived
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Please share your thoughts about this.
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In the same vein as the sub r/SapphoAndHerFriend and the π meme "would transitioning have saved her" we would put spotlight on people whose transgender identity has been hidden from record (and who couldn't transition because of transphobic society)
Maybe if we do it with enough conviction then someone will get baited and angry, what do you think?
It's Sunday, why aren't you in church? 
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Since there is nothing reddit wants more in the whole world than stories about police wantonly gunning down innocent black children, let's give it to them in the form of r/policeviolencestories, for stories about your personal encounters with police violence and your friends. The goal here is to be as ludicrous as possible, please be a black teen who witnesses ten of your best friends walking home from doing charity work when you are wantonly gunned down by the po po. Let's see if we can make people really believe these stories are happening, the way some people really believe that r/relationship_advice is real.
.webp?h=8 "Whirly Tard Hat (animated) - This one spins omg")
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https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddyr-slur/comments/ou9aal/comment/hdbn4k7/
This just in; contrary to your delusion, you're merely a kid who hasn't lived a life, pointless, like me, a nobody.. and are not judge, jury and executioner of complete strangers here on reddit. I thanked another person for their kindness for a link to one of my passions and loves in life, Cats .. that's all I did.. and you, someone with whom I wasn't engaging, rudely and aggressively engaged me, completely uninvited and arrogantly, so as to make yourself feel not as irrelevant as you actually are. Which is typical of your generation here on social media. Now, with my verbatim reply back t'you, I've walloped you across the face showing you your duplicity and hypocrisy and now you're butt-hurt. Deal with it. Love to beautiful Germany π©πͺππ€π»
Note that this all stemmed from a guy telling him that OKBR uses emojis ironically
Failed troll or genuine schizo boomer? Place your bets
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It was bound to happen eventually. #TwitchDoBetter pic.twitter.com/mbiN4FtLIb
— CAPβN CB. π’π΄ββ οΈ (@CriticalBard) August 10, 2021
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Q: how does your average redditor reconcile being a grown adult who is afraid to make a phone call with wanting to become an antifa supersoldier? 
A: attention-seeking "muh social anxiety" posts on me_irl, of course 
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Have you fricking seen a duck? Majestic.
Some of you fricking buffoon, MORONS won't shut up about your stupid cats and how you wish you would reincarnate as a fricking dog just to serve humans and shit. Literal cuckoldry.
What can your cat do? Sleep 17 hours a day, leap a couple feet at best, throw up on the doormat? If you've not doubly-neutered your feline aka not keeping him inside, his life is whtin a three house radius if he's bold. Pathetic.
Now look at ducks. First, they're sexy as heck. Take a look for example at the jawdropping mallard duck, very common all over the west: https://imgr.search.brave.com/cd6hVfbsAvYe2l7nNIYpGnlDOjYSR43i_I0Wgwye4do/fit/1200/1200/no/1/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/cHVibGljZG9tYWlu/cGljdHVyZXMubmV0/L3BpY3R1cmVzLzEw/MDAwMC92ZWxrYS9t/YWxsYXJkLTE0MTIz/NDAxMjVCSXEuanBn
Look at their sexy females; you wish your wife was as elegant, loser. https://imgr.search.brave.com/1yfkEsECrVIxgusX2cY6Y0Oj-CED65-KkefHPomp41Y/fit/848/658/no/1/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnBp/bmltZy5jb20vb3Jp/Z2luYWxzL2I2L2U0/LzljL2I2ZTQ5YzE4/NzAxOTY0MDU4ZjE2/MmZmOTkyMzQ5MDQ5/LnBuZw
And here is another beautiful specimen roaming southern south america. Finally a reason to visit this shithole continent: https://imgr.search.brave.com/5qyAYxqcqLJv9Z0kr0clTm-h8Ae0SwnUB1YLztblZFI/fit/1024/683/no/1/aHR0cHM6Ly9saXZl/LnN0YXRpY2ZsaWNr/ci5jb20vNDUxMS8z/NzI4MDUzMzQxNF85/MTMwYzBkYTFkX2Iu/anBn He's got a fricking blue head! How cool is that?
These frickers don't care!!! They don't need to find shelter or anything, they just flip their neck 180Β° (something else you idiots cannot do) and just rest for a bit when they feel like it: https://imgr.search.brave.com/-qbrvn8HZDtEPuPrvTBErIq4KIa8kGl6zq-mOdmwzUM/fit/1200/1200/no/1/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnBp/bmltZy5jb20vb3Jp/Z2luYWxzL2UwL2Nj/L2Y0L2UwY2NmNGY0/YmQ5NDRiYWZlMWE4/MjQ3NWFlN2RmNzdi/LmpwZw
In water? sure. On land? no problem. Standing? Can do. All of this while you need a dry, covered and comfortable position to lay down and hopefully get a few hours of sleep before you go back to the cubicle.
If you're one of the more versatile humans, you can maybe swim if you're lucky, but it's uncomfortable and you won't last more than a couple hours at best. Ducks can naturally swim pretty fast underwater very comfortably just to get a snack, walk on land, and literally FLY. You live your entire existence within a couple acres while ducks could hypothetically go everywhere you could dream of going, for free, effortlessly. You spend about 8 hours a day laying down, about 12 sitting (and you need a chair, lol) and the rest standing/walking if you're not some disgustingly obese loser.
Your mere existence is working 40+ hours a week for 40 years or about half of your life for some bignosed yet faceless corporation only to pay half in taxes, and dream of an extended 3 day weekend so you can get out of your sensory overload of a city and relax at the lakeside and hopefully be blessed enough to lay eyes on the prettiest creatures Allah the almighty has created; ducks. Do you think they care about consumption, industrialization and the cute twink concept of "work"? Certainly not. They just happily float on the lake, on the river, fly, eat bread crumbs on the shore, dive for some sweet snack. Why care???
"But ducks are not as advanced!" Shut up. Yeah right, ducks have not yet come up with cute twink concepts such as paying taxes, requiring technology, journ*lism, Dota 2, thought conformity, collectivism, Denmark, working.
What are your plans for tomorrow? Go to school to get told how to be an independent free thinker, or perhaps get stuck in traffic for half an hour in your metal cage each way so you can get to the openspace to meet your totally not fake coworkers who really care about you working a very interesting, purposeful and honest marketing 9 to 5 for the next 45 years of your life so you can pay half to get fricked in the butt, and hope the rest is enough to cover gas, insurance, your 200 square feet suburban townhouse mortgage, spiderman figures and paying back your debts, and hope you have some spare time to take Jessica to a fancy $300 dinner "date" (in your eyes) with very slim chances of getting back a peck on the cheek? You suck. Ducks will just hang out at the lake all day, stress free. How does it feel?
Ducks are very clearly superior and you're a fricking moron if you disagree. Cheers.
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