Post.picturrmlles roll FM his.bussy U cute twink I'll fricking destroy.ur.dads anus lol

Private individuals — including anti-abortion activists with no connection to patients — can now sue ANYONE who they believe is providing abortion or assisting someone in accessing abortion after six weeks. This could include:
▪️ Health care workers
▪️ Clergy
▪️ Rideshare drivers

— ACLU (@ACLU) September 1, 2021

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1433474893316722691

Teenagers with no life experience debating how a buisness should be run will never not be funny

So England played today against Hungary in budapest, where they completely steamrolled through them, beating them 4-0. Hungary, being the known tolerant haven it is, greeted them accordingly

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/pgok7b/bbc_sport_the_england_players_were_booed_as_they

The first goal was scored by a black player and they reacted in a calm manner

English smugness

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/pgqbll/postmatch_thread_hungary_04_england_world_cup

Also, biggest defeat ever in a qualifier for Hungary

Because whiteness tells white cis-men that they can do anything with very little effort.

— Dr. Jon Paul (They/Them/Tired) ✊🏾🏳️‍🌈 (@DoctorJonPaul) September 2, 2021

Seriously a "Are you sure?" popup would be great

BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!!!

Joe Rogan got Covid and decided to take Ivermectin Jfc Stop taking horse dewormer and get vaccinated pic.twitter.com/S4fkgnNf3R

— Zach Schwartz (@zachzachzach) September 1, 2021

I firmly believe that the only social media of the future worth using will be federated. Will it be the dramaverse?

It’s association with SRDines makes me cringe.

Acceptable: dramacels, dramatards, dramoids, and droids

Feel free to expand the list in the comments

Joan of Arc (1412-31) was an historical foid who lived during the Hundred Years’ War, a great conflict between France and England.

Born in the peaceful French village of Domrémy, Joan suffered from schizophrenic delusions since early childhood. At the age 17, she hallucinated that an evil spirit was instructing her to lead France’s army to victory over the English. She was so insistent about this that she was granted an audience with the royal court. Upon hearing her prophecy, the imbecilic King of France, Dauphin Charles VII, took her at her word and placed her in command of a battalion of soldiers.

Joan’s first military campaigns were successful. In 1429, Joan and her soldiers relieved the besieged French at the Siege of Orleans, earning her the title of “The Maid of Orleans.” In May, 1430, however, her fortunes changed dramatically and she was routed and captured by the English in Compiègne. After a short trial, she was sentenced to death by burning at for the crime of witchcraft.

Thousands of people witnessed Joan’s execution, and many accounts of her death survive to this day. As she burned at the stake, the following signs were observed:

1. Her muscles contracted and tensed up.
2. Her breasts became full and began to heave violently.
3. She cast her eyes up to heaven, and her expression was not one of pain, but something approaching spiritual ecstasy. 4, In the instant before she lost consciousness, Joan moaned out Jesus’s name three times, loud enough to be heard over the roar of the flames.
4. Joan’s vagina, in contrast to the dry kindling that burned around her, became lubricated and wet.

Individually, each of these signs do not point to a clear conclusion. But taken together, they indicate an undeniable certainty: as the flames enfolded and consumed her body, Joan of Arc was caught within the grips of a powerful orgasm.