A story in ten pictures - how computer sees the Olympics boxing controversy, without any emotional bias

I asked computer to describe what it "sees" in the contents of the pictures, sorry for the small text but pay attention to it's description in the left corner

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227316269936519.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227316274263854.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227316280454667.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227316288331084.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227316294910188.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227316301169322.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1722731630573938.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227316315510657.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1722731632580391.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1722731633099834.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227316336656988.webp

Methodology:

https://github.com/openai/CLIP

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1722731634382131.webp

Good computer :#marseysnappypat:

!transphobes

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>with a tennis racket in his hand

Yes, I surely trust this totally objective infallible computer system. :marseyclueless:

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Algerians have tennis-racket-shaped peepeees (as a result of the early french nuclear tests), the system is just too good.

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post hog poser

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227603236007292.webp

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now ask it about angela carini

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angela carini

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1722732084141568.webp

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the ai could tell it was a woman because she was crying

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227443985726898.webp

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Leftoids say he's a Nazi

Show computer an image of him

Image description suddenly starts spitting out German

!chuds :#marseyxdorbit:

### arbeitstrat für kunst

Labor council for art

:#marseygigathonk: :#marseymath:

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>arbeit

:marseynooticeglow:

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>grotesque

:marseythatsagoodone:

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oh no the males are crawling out of their basement and giving you stick :marseyxd:

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>a renaissance painting

Totally trustworthy analysis by this model.

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its programmed to always suggest the "closest" art styles and/or artists with every analysis on top of CLiP tags, so even when I feed it nothing, a white rectangle, its forced to come up with something lol

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227419030854547.webp

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>postminimalism

:marseythumbsup: :marseypostmodern:

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:marseyminimalism: :marseythumbsup!:

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Wow, very reliable then.

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Sorry that you're confused, I forgot to dumb it down into 3rd grade english:

"It's a neat feature but nothing to do with it's ability clock males yolo skibidi rizz gimmick shit potty man"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227572509687204.webp

Does that make sense to you, champ??

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reliable at what?

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renaissance painting

i feel like interrogator constantly spits out this tag. i wonder why this is :marseythinkorino:

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Weird, my computer says "Whiny loser cop b-word"

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Darn she really does look manly as shit. Doesn't matter she's tournament legal :punchjak: :carpyangxiaolong: :carppunch: :pepepunching:

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Her story? more like hermaphrolympics when?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1722731632580391.webp

:marseyspit: hadn't seen that one yet

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wait a second

red hat?! THIS DUDE IS A FRICKING MAGAT?!?!?!?! THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING! :hysterical:

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No it means he pays for Fedora

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227409763878107.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227419694462767.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1722742044585872.webp

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I couldn't get a clear answer from this one so I cropped out the man and subsequent broke the computer lmfao

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227433843973637.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227433851396513.webp

Strong Edgeworth vibes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227435185960994.webp

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:#roflmao:

seriously xhe looks like an average persian moid idk what's so controversial about it lol

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The second coming of Sally Musri, the Grand Mufti of Egypt must have issued another fatwa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Mursi

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She was accused of trying to get out of military service, and was ordered to report for induction into the army. Army doctors examined her, and finding that she was a woman, concluded that Sayed was not medically fit for military service.

The Turks only made you prove your homosexuality visually or be examined for homosex by a military doc to get out conscription (until 2021). It's amazing that the TAF found even a single straight Türk to fill their ranks.

https://www.al-monitor.com/originals/2015/11/turkey-military-gay-rights-homosexual-picture.html

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>green shirt

:marseyxd: did a color blind dude tag the images

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NO IT WAS AI WHICH IS STILL MORE COLORS THAN CARP CAN SEE

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1721610717767931.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1686116947618859.webp

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>on a court with a tennis racket in his hand

:marseydisagree:

>Gloves on his head and a hand on his head and a ball in his other hand

Where's the ball?

>Giving a thumbs up sign

Clearly pointing upwards with index finger

>Wearing gloves and a bow tie on his head

A bow tie on his head? :marseyconfused:

I'm supposed to trust this r-slur AI to get xer gender right?

No but seriously where the frick is the video of xer matches?

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No idea I just trying to play find the titties and searched "imane khelif bikini pictures" and these were mostly the first pictures that came up

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17227345200398047.webp

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I watched the controversial one against the Italian boxer and it was not that dramatic. Italian boxer gets hit and just walks to her corner to get her coach to fix her head gear, which is super weird and the ref didn't really know what to do about it. Then she gets hit again and walks back to get corner and quits.

The whole thing was pretty strange honestly. She wasn't rocked or anything, she just didn't like getting punched so she quit, which is fair I guess.

Olympic boxers are pretty mid in general though, since anyone good just goes pro. Definitely way below the level you'd see in professional boxing, or even mma.

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I just think it's :marseynuts: there are billions of yt vids about the fight but it isnt online anywhere.

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Yeah probably because if people actually saw the fight there would be little/no controversy. Typical ragebait.

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>a man … with a tennis racket in his hand

Yes, we can totally trust the output of this computer vision model. Just making up tennis rackets and shit.

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Okay but you have to control for false positives.

Now put in a fat arab woman, a normal arab woman, a normal arab woman with a boy haircut, a normal woman with a boy haircut, and the bald girl from stranger things.

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This is uglyladymisia

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Brb, killing myself

Snapshots:

https://github.com/openai/CLIP:

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