Bing may not do porn anymore but by god does it do nightmares. Here's me and the boys at the annual Innsamouth charity circus back.

If catgirl shelters were real I would run in naked and start furiously beating off into their faces while they made r-slurred marsey noises like "Nyoo Nyaat the frick Putyaa your peepee awaay meow!!!" Just a complete utter hailstorm of kidney stones and bloody, rancid sperm and pus raining onto them like a nurglemaxxed gooner, all over their faces through the cage bars. Jesus christ, they'd have to get a whole janny team to go in and cleanse the biohazard I'd spray all over the place, jesus christ.