Portland Pokemon mural leaves out the drug-addicts using shit-tier Fresh-caught pocket monsters to steal shit

Team Rocket's existence is pure socioeconomic factors.

It's also just ugly. I hope some idiot tagger vandalizes it before it can be finished.

Ok, I'm a crap artist but some of the perspective here is terrible.

The S.S. Anne is awkward tilted and the less said about the buildings in the background the better.

Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that all the pokeymen were traced from anime frames but I have no proof to back that up.

Why do Portlandites not give the unhoused population, which includes many black trans bodies, representation in a mural of Portland? I can't help but nootice that they might be NIMBYs who don't really want at-risk minority groups to be a part of the community.

In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human peepees, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have s*x with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human peepee. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take peepee all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

This mural, tons of half dead homeless and this song:

Perfection

Yes its mediocre but where is the drama? I see radlibs admiring a mural?

Snapshots:

• undelete.pullpush.io

• archive.org

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

Incoming Nofrendo lawsuit