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That's how women look at me when I start speeding out about sea creatures unprompted.

Did you know that vampire squids aren't actually squids? They're just closely related to true squids.

Speaking of squids, have you ever heard of Magnapinna squids? They're also called bigfin squids. They look crazy (picrel) and float through the water, dragging their long tentacles through the seafloor to catch things to eat.