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Ever since I hit puberty, I realized I was all about that sapphic love. I dated tomboys because they were cute. I blossomed into adulthood as a proud lesbian.

I noticed a huge component was missing from the sapphic relationships I was in.

Peepee!

It's so appalling that the society tells women especially lesbians like me to be disgusted by peepeees. This is the root of TERF movement. They are terrified of peepeees!

Well, I chose not to be a genital obsessed bigot like those conservatives who want to inspect our genitals before we can enter into the restrooms.

I had to reeducate myself to be better and more progressive. Now I am a proud sapphic lesbian goddess who dates men. I'm so glad I am no longer a genital essentialist! For all we know, peepee havers I've dated could very well be female! What are you gonna do, conservatives? Test our chromosomes?