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He-he-here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands
together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey
rap!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader
of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna
hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first
member of the DK crew!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen
up dudes
She can shrink
in size, to suit her mood
She's quick
and nimble when she needs 
to be
She can float
through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose
her, you'll not choose 
wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny
face
He can handstand when he needs
to
And stretch
his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself
just like a balloon
This crazy
Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile
when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong! Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder
with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one heck of a guy!
C'mon, Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww, yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww, yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww, yeah!
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