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this is cirno

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wtf cirno why would you swear?!?!?!?!

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Because she's ice cold

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He-he-here we go!

So they're finally here, performing for you

If you know the words, you can join in too

Put your hands :marseyshrug: together, if you want to clap

As we take you through this monkey :marseysopa: rap!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He's the leader :marseyputin: of the bunch, you know him well

He's finally back to kick some tail

His coconut gun can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, it's gonna :marseyvenn6: hurt!

He's bigger, faster, and stronger too

He's the first :marseywinner: member of the DK crew!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

DK! Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style, so listen :marseyhearnoevil: up dudes

She can shrink :marseyfreud: in size, to suit her mood

She's quick :marseyagreewarpspeed: and nimble when she needs :marseyspecial: to be

She can float :marseyotter: through the air and climb up trees!

If you choose :marseyvalentine: her, you'll not choose :marseyvalentine: wrong

With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace

Th-this Kong has a funny :marseylaugh: face

He can handstand when he needs :marseyspecial: to

And stretch :marseywide: his arms out, just for you

Inflate himself :marseytedbackstab: just like a balloon

This crazy :marseytinfoil3: Kong just digs this tune!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too

And this time he's in the mood

He can fly real high with his jetpack on

With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!

He'll make you smile :marseyblep2: when he plays his tune

But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong! Huh!

Finally, he's here for you

It's the last member of the DK crew!

This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny

Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy

Can pick up a boulder :marseyrock: with relative ease

Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze

He may move slow, he can't jump high

But this Kong's one heck of a guy!

C'mon, Cranky, take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells

Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells

Aww, yeah!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells

Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells

Aww, yeah!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells

Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells

Aww, yeah!

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Do I even gotta say it?

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I'll say it.

This art looks like shit.

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Yeah, that looks nothing like my peepee.

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why cirno eat her own icicles?!?!?!? :marseypearlclutch:

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Haven't you ever eaten dead skin you pull off?

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:#swankykong:

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