Another r-slurred whitey struggles with Koans, tale as old as time.

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Once the monks of the Western and Eastern Halls were arguing about a cat. Nansen, holding up the cat, said, “You monks! If you can say a word of Zen, I will spare the cat. Otherwise I will kill it.” No one could answer, so Nansen cut the cat in two. That evening, when Joshu returned, Nansen told him of the incident. Joshu thereupon took off his sandal, put it on his head, and walked off. Nansen said, “If you had been there, the cat would have been saved!”

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Dooghu and Masteff were at ritual hall, sheering the softest hair from the donzas scrotum. Masteff asked Dooghu, " how much wool could be made from our harvest?"

Dooghu rotated into the lotus position and expelled a mighty wind from his bowels. Masteff was turned to a feces statue and finally understood the zen of tall forms.

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much to think about

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>Buddha then shot a random guy in the face, just shot him in the fricking face and killed him, he's dead now, holy shit

>The student was enlightened instantly

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>he doesnt know its both

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or neither.

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"to call it a pizza is too deny it's reality, to not call it a pizza is to deny the obvious. "

:marseytrollgun!#talking:

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:#marseyregular:

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