The 63 Building AKA The Golden Frick You For Having Eyes For 20 Minutes Every Morning in Seoul

History: Korea's tallest tower at one point at its economic peak to show the world that Korean engineers can build skyscrapers, and to flip the bird at the Japs' Sunshine 60 tower for becoming the tallest building outside of North America.

Commendable and totally not petty behavior.

https://media.tenor.com/bseZtc0bKdQAAAAx/iu-ghana.webp

Then they clad it gold.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1722629615554077.webp

So it shines as a beacon on the Han River at sunrise. Not bad. Its cute. Its iconic.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17226296158776228.webp

But for 20 minutes FRICK YOU

Anyways, visit Seoul Sky instead. Its South Korea's current tallest building and the World's 5th tallest (so far) Has a cute elevator that goes all the way up very fast. You'll see it in the backgrounds of modern Kdrama

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17226296161594512.webp

https://seoulsky.lotteworld.com/en/main/index.do

Its also RIGHT next to Seoul's Disneyland aka "Lotte World" go on dates there. Pick up chicks there. Hire an escort, have her wear no panties and inexplicably take her to Seoul Sky and see if anyone notices that she is not wearing panties because the floor is super-reflective and clear glass floors so people are always looking down and annoyed at other peoples reflections.

Totally not paid by Seoul's Tourism Board to lure waygooks to breed the women. :marseyjewoftheorientglow:

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I went to Lotte world once and they had this "safari park" with lions, tigers and bears. They were the scrawniest animals I've ever seen, they looked like the women Carp hits on. Legitimately feel bad for them.

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Also this little orange fricker was everywhere. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17226303929573126.webp

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Whats wrong with Ryan. I like Ryan

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There's nothing wrong with him but he clearly has Seoul under his thumb.

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:marseybearmerchant: :marseysoon:

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Looks like Ted

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Theres a beluga whale in the Lotte World aquarium that looks happy enough, but I think thats because its constantly stimulated when people are there and its a bit of an attention whore :marseyattentionseeker:

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I mean the rides were fun so whatever.

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A little bit of animal abuse is okay, and honestly, its probably in the top 5 for best treatment animals are getting in Asia.

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I mean tbh I can't really judge because there's a zoo near me that lets you pay to feed the bears soda and they're all fatasses. It's kind of funny that the Korean bears are starving themselves to keep up appearances and the Amerishart ones are all lazy fatasses just like the humans.

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The Korean Beauty Hyperwars exists even for animals

My uncle's poodle got fatshamed once by the vet.

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South Korean pet dogs literally look like stuffed toys because of how skinny they are and you only realize they are actually alive when they get up and start moving.

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My uncle's dog groomer charges fricking disgusting prices to make them look like stuffed animals. Think his dog was like $250 per trip.

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Woke : South Korea is a failed civilization because they don't respect women

Broke : South Korea is a failed civilization because they don't have a future population

Bespoke : South Korea is a failed civilization because they invested all their points into aesthetic criteria but their aesthetic extremes are limited to their culture and nation state only.

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