Gangsters who sold Korean kids an energy drink called "Mega ADHD" are going to prison

The defendants distributed drinks containing methamphetamine and milk, disguised as a "memory-enhancing beverage tasting event," to middle and high school students going to private cram schools in Daechi-dong, southern Seoul

Teenage girls in Asia can be really dumb about this stuff. Like there's some brand of green tea in Taiwan that's supposed to make your boobs grow and apparently it's very successful.

This is a good start...

The perpetrators subsequently blackmailed the parents of these students, threatening to report their children for drug use unless they were paid

...and that's the real genius of it.

Unfortunately they forgot that in Korea they don't frick around about this stuff:

Article 58-7 of the Enforcement Decree of the Narcotics Control Act stipulates that anyone who doses or delivers narcotics to minors for profit shall be punished by a minimum of five years in prison and a maximum of the death penalty.

Hey, this Redactor0. We spoke last week. I've been trying to reach the Based Department...