The defendants distributed drinks containing methamphetamine and milk, disguised as a "memory-enhancing beverage tasting event," to middle and high school students going to private cram schools in Daechi-dong, southern Seoul
Teenage girls in Asia can be really dumb about this stuff. Like there's some brand of green tea in Taiwan that's supposed to make your boobs grow and apparently it's very successful.
This is a good start...
The perpetrators subsequently blackmailed the parents of these students, threatening to report their children for drug use unless they were paid
...and that's the real genius of it. 
Unfortunately they forgot that in Korea they don't frick around about this stuff:
Article 58-7 of the Enforcement Decree of the Narcotics Control Act stipulates that anyone who doses or delivers narcotics to minors for profit shall be punished by a minimum of five years in prison and a maximum of the death penalty.
Hey, this Redactor0. We spoke last week. I've been trying to reach the Based Department... 
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"Like there's some brand of green tea in Taiwan that's supposed to make your boobs grow and apparently it's very successful"
Link?
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I'm trying to remember. There were lots of commercials for it on tv around 2005-2010 or so. Give me a second and I'll try to find it.
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All I could come up with in half an hour was this opinion piece saying it doesn't work. Partly because there's so goddarn things that asian foids have posted about which kind of tea or yogurt to use.
But I think it's mostly just Google wiping anything controversial from the search results, like anything having to do with growing breasts unless it's titty skittles.
And I see that almost all of the foreign commercials I had saved to a playlist back then have been removed for no possible good reason. It's too bad. These were both hilarious and deeply offensive, trying to get teenage girls to feel like they had to buy this product to keep up with their peers.
At least they didn't take down Anabuki-chan. The joke here is that they're a company that builds apartments, so they expand things, and at the end they show a Japanese animal that's kind of like a raccoon except with huge nuts.
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