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04/02/15 09:36:17 with a score of -1: https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/316vkv/according_to_a_pew_research_center_poll_from/cpyvz1p/?context=8

Except, when a GOP politician says the government should act to reduce the gap between the rich and everyone else, what he or she really means is that the government should act to remove the regulatory barriers standing between the rich, and everyone else's equity, savings, stocks, bonds, pensions, property, data, weekends, holidays, bedrooms and uteruses and contractual servitude.

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At 07/11/24 15:07:04 in GenderCynical with a score of 3 points:

When cults develop their own lingo to the point that outsiders need a detailed guidebook and volumes of context to decipher their speech, that's called a Cryptolect

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!bardfinn SHE'S TALKING ABOUT US


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>mfw im a Cryptolectlet

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Front hole, bio strap, princess wand, bottom surgery, uwu, cisgender, gender euphoria, demi-girl, top surgery, AFAB, AMAB, polygender, tranmisia....hmmm

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At 07/11/24 22:42:16 in texas with a score of yall:

The short answer to your concern is that while we may lack the records for the Texas coast, we don't lack records for the New England coast, the Netherlands, Hong Kong, etc and for the glacial and sea ice in Antartica, as well as sediments and corals in shallow seas worldwide, as well as many other signals.

And they all share a common element: the ocean.

This allows us to model what is happening and what will happen.

Also, anthropogenic global warming (as opposed to the climate change sometimes invoked that is a record over thousands of years) is observed worldwide from the beginning of industrialisation.

We have detailed records for a few hundred years before that (thanks to the intense bureaucracy of the Dutch and English empires, for whom recordkeeping, science, and engineering was the logistic core of their power), and those records, with fine atomicity, isolation, and consistency, show us that anthropogenic global warming is anthropogenic, is due to industrialisation, and is a pronounced phenomenon.

We know it's humans, we know it's melting glaciers and ice caps, we know it's heating oceans and acidifying oceans, we know it's causing toxic algal blooms, we know that sealevels rise when air and ocean temperatures rise, we know they're rising, and we know it's going to continue.

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At 07/11/24 22:24:14 in texas with a score of yall:

This can't possibly be right, you didn't blame liberals, commies, atheists, vegans, LGBTQ people, and poor folks running A/C on 113Β° days /s

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At 07/11/24 17:20:54 in conservativeterrorism with a score of 2 points:

Hey there β€”

We are adapting to the new native Reddit moderation cowtools, and the removal message was sent automatically as w result of logging the removal reason when we trimmed this thread. We're working on getting everything sorted. Sorry for the confusion.

We are in agreement that prison r*pe "jokes" are rhetoric we don't want platformed.

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At 07/11/24 13:55:00 in conservativeterrorism with a score of yall:

Unfortunately, we have had to remove this due to our subreddit rule 5, "No Meta", which disallows posts about other subreddits. We apologise for any inconvenience

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At 07/11/24 13:16:51 in conservativeterrorism with a score of 1 point:

Reddiquette is required in this subreddit pursuant to our Rule 3.

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At 07/11/24 11:31:11 in WhitePeopleTwitter with a score of 4 points:

This reads exactly like the modmail you'd expect for banning someone who spammed the N-word fifteen times in five minutes across seven posts

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At 07/11/24 11:32:16 in WhitePeopleTwitter with a score of 9 points:

It's giving "My reddit username is BazedAryanGroyper and I've been permabanned seven times"

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At 07/11/24 11:35:44 in conservativeterrorism with a score of 1 point:

Newspapers currently have a business model, "controversy sells".

This leads to ethical problems when they act to manufacture controversy and influence society to become more controversial.

It's up to us all to show them that reporting must remain at arm's length, or be treated as unregistered political influence operations.

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At 07/11/24 11:40:46 in conservativeterrorism with a score of 3 points:

Polls in this day and age are answered by the same people who will willingly answer their phone in the middle of the day, from an unknown phone number, and talk at length to a stranger about their political sentiments.

Or who log on to earn $1.00 of Google Play credit for 15 minutes of web form questionnaire.

If that doesn't sound like a Biden voter, and sounds a lot like a troll kid or a Trump voter, well β€”

Polls don't win elections. Polls are subject to polling method biases. Telephone polls haven't been accurate since Voice over IP and the rollout of Google Voice type services.

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At 07/11/24 11:23:04 in ModSupport with a score of 1 point:

That's just a reddiquette violation. Thanks for the context

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At 07/11/24 10:37:55 in conservativeterrorism with a score of 1 point:

Nah. This is simply not a campaign subreddit.

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At 07/11/24 10:38:35 in conservativeterrorism with a score of yall:

Hey, this is not a campaign subreddit, so this is being removed. Sorry for any inconvenience

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At 07/11/24 10:40:37 in conservativeterrorism with a score of yall:

One of our subreddit rules is "No Meta", so we have to remove this post. Sorry for any inconvenience

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At 07/11/24 10:46:26 in politics with a score of yall:

And now all they have to do is dedicate equal or greater column inches and headlines to this opinion as to the dozens of opinions they've published calling for Biden to step out of the race.

Which β€” they won't.

This is praising through faint darning

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At 07/11/24 18:49:59 in conservativeterrorism with a score of yall:

Apologies for any inconvenience; our rule #5 disallows Meta posts. We've removed this post. Thanks for understanding

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At 07/11/24 12:10:01 in AntiTrumpAlliance with a score of yall:

That pattern happened in 2016 and 2020 as well. Lots of accounts that were very active for 6-9 months in sports team subreddits, all of a sudden start talking about Trump in any and every politics and news subreddit.

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At 07/11/24 10:06:09 in ModSupport with a score of 1 point:

You should only be making rules that are in your capability to spot violations of, and enforce.

Since you can't see who is blocking whom, you can't spot those violations, and so can't enforce that rule.

Blocking is a form of maintaining personal boundaries.

Telling people that β€” if they want to participate in your community, they're not allowed to have personal boundaries β€” that is you using your stewardship of that community to manipulate the community members. It's deindividuation, which some cultures don't accept, and is behaviour that is likely to make some people leave the conversation.

Also, blocking is a sitewide / systemic feedback mechanism for sitewide moderation, providing a number of systems with a hard signal that specific behaviours are a hard rules violation, and so helping with enforcement of sitewide rules.

And, finally, it's used by some people to protect themselves from stalkers and harassers, and you cannot tell people that they must put up with stalkers and harassers to use a Reddit community.

So, as per the User Agreement:

You may create and enforce rules for the subreddits you moderate, provided that such rules do not conflict with these Terms, the Content Policy, or the Moderator Code of Conduct.

Your proposed subreddit rule seems to conflict with the user agreement / moderator code of conduct, so you should not set it as a rule.

You should think about what you are trying to accomplish with the rule, what problems it is supposed to solve, and what other ways those problems and goals can be addressed.

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