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Daily Bard Digest 2024-07-13

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Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

10/16/13 11:54:50 with a score of -3: https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1okkvc/us_shutdown_debt_ceiling_megathread_serious/ccsy3jr/?context=8

As /u/Droen pointed out: power to override this in the House has been concentrated to Cantor or his designee.

The members of the Republican Party who are doing this, aren't doing it to inflate their chances to run for a position in the US Federal government later, they're not doing it to cater to their "constituencies", they're not doing it over Obamacare.

They are doing it explicitly to destroy the US Federal government. They want the Constitutional protections of fed.gov to disappear, forever. They want the Fourteenth amendment to disappear, forever. They want the EPA to disappear, forever.

They want to have 50 independent countries with no other laws that pertain to them but the ones that the 50 independent countries hammer out between themselves and for themselves from now on.

They want the lawful ability to tell people without a specific lack of skin colour to be out of town before dark.

They want the lawful ability to tell people who aren't White Anglo-Saxon Protestant to move out of town, and seize their homes and vehicles.

They want the lawful ability to starve and deny medical care to anyone infected with HIV.

They want the lawful ability to put in place and enforce sodomy laws.

They want the lawful ability to force businesses to close on Sundays.

They want the ability to destroy the NSA, and its data-gathering apparatus on telecommunications.

They want the ability to invalidate treaties that the US has made with foreign powers.

They want the ability to mine coal and natural gas and petroleum without safety and environmental overhead.

They want to destroy the modern cultural entertainment industry - music, movies, books, pornography - or at least burn what's in their jurisdiction to do so and close their borders to more.

They want to bring back indentured servitude explicitly.

They want to close their borders to labour outsourcing.

They want the explicit legal standing to punish women who don't conform to their expectations of what women should do and how they should behave and who and when they have s*x and / or have children.

They want fifty individual countries, each of which the citizens have no recourse outside of state law for their justice. They want rule by local majority, instead of rule by law - and they are willing to kill the United States of America to get it.

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!bardfinn new (((early life))) lore just dropped

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My God it's so long :derpwhy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

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thats what she said

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 38 minutes and 17 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

newest bardfriend is ElverGalarga at 14:21 on 10-07-2024

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Bardfinn/Peepee Cheney for president 2028?

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The government will have less ways to spy on you! This is bad! I would know, I was a child spy in East Germany

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 01 hours 39 minutes and 57 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

We've got Bardy fever! today we have mentioned our favorite mod 11 more times than usual!

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At 07/13/24 15:21:57 in conservativeterrorism with a score of 1 point:

I plan on a breakdown of how Project 2025 is a plan to execute or forcibly deport LGBTQ people

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forcibly deport LGBTQ people

:marseyeyeroll2:

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At 07/13/24 22:29:32 in conservativeterrorism with a score of yall:

We don't allow posts about other subreddits. We apologize for any inconvenience

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At 07/13/24 22:01:12 in Frickthealtright with a score of 1 point:

I'm sure they had a procedural reason for not opening fire before they did.

It could be anything from "They hadn't confirmed the guy had a rifle" to "They were looking for any others in case there were more".

Or some other reason.

They might have wanted to not fire and miss.

We may never know; they don't discuss those things, to keep people from reverse engineering their protection playbook

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At 07/13/24 21:11:10 in conservativeterrorism with a score of 1 point:

We would have been highly active in countering misinfo in real time, but (surprise) Reddit had a sitewide comment processing delay while this news cycle was unfolding, preventing posting any new comments.

https://www.redditstatus.com/

Comments are caught up now.

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At 07/13/24 21:15:20 in conservativeterrorism with a score of 2 points:

If you see those, report them. Thanks.

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At 07/13/24 21:16:50 in conservativeterrorism with a score of 1 point:

We don't allow metaposts or metacomments. Refrain from commenting about the audiences of other subreddits.

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At 07/13/24 21:26:08 in conservativeterrorism with a score of 3 points:

Do you mind if we pin your post?

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At 07/13/24 20:24:00 in Frickthealtright with a score of 1 point:

None yet

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At 07/13/24 18:41:29 in Frickthealtright with a score of 5 points:

We have news that there was one shooter and the shooter is deceased. Shooter appears to have been deceased shortly after the shots were fired and before Trump was moved. There is no indication that there were any other individuals involved in the attack

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At 07/13/24 19:02:50 in conservativeterrorism with a score of yall:

We have news that there was one shooter and the shooter is deceased. Shooter appears to have been deceased shortly after the shots were fired and before Trump was moved. There is no indication that there were any other individuals involved in the attack.

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At 07/13/24 19:04:01 in conservativeterrorism with a score of yall:

Misinformation is unacceptable.

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At 07/13/24 18:26:12 in conservativeterrorism with a score of 5 points:

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

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At 07/13/24 18:26:55 in ContraPoints with a score of yall:

Hey there, we're removing this as it is off-topic. Sorry for the inconvenience

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At 07/13/24 18:36:51 in Frickthealtright with a score of 1 point:

I need to make something clear, here:

Flatly / nakedly declaring this incident to be a false flag is Misinformation, which we will remove.

The above comment is advancing the hypothesis that the described behaviour is indicative of a false flag incident, which is not a flat assertion, but a qualified question. It is not misinfo, and therefore will not be removed as such.

For obvious reasons, all discussion of this incident will be closely moderated.

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At 07/13/24 17:49:03 in AntiTrumpAlliance with a score of yall:

Be sure to follow /r/news and /r/worldnews for more info about the incident.

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At 07/13/24 17:36:52 in AntiTrumpAlliance with a score of yall:

We are setting this as an announcement in this subreddit. Any bad faith accusations, misinfo, amplification of violence, etc will result in an immediate ban and escalation to authorities

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lmao I love it when you read a comment and can just tell what their user history is going to be. And sure enough you've got: Conservative, trueunpopularopinion, conspiracy, obsessively posting about crime in SF and about the SF mod in question... Yikes on bikes, that chud needs a hobby.

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1okkvc/us_shutdown_debt_ceiling_megathread_serious/ccsy3jr/?context=8:

/u/Droen:

fed.gov:

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