Daily Bard Digest 2024-07-17

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11/14/17 18:15:48 with a score of -24: https://old.reddit.com/r/beta/comments/7czxtw/chat_does_not_belong_on_this_site_profiles_to_not/dptz98p/?context=8

Okay so

Provide the scientific research that backs your assertion.

Because the funding round that Reddit got, was brought on board by implementing the research findings of scientists studying user experiences and performing studies on what people want and use on social media platforms.

I personally cannot wait

Yet you're here, complaining, and not bahleeting your account and moving someplace else.

Why is that?

How is your "feedback" in any way distinguishable from the "feedback" of a sockpuppet of one of Reddit's competitors, trying their darndest to make the site crash and burn?

You're a "long time user", huh? Moderator of one subreddit in the moderation-free, censorship-happy The_ ecosystem, eh?

You know what I'm tired of?

Your trollshit.

https://old.reddit.com/r/beta/comments/357b43/feedback_want_to_be_the_best_beta_tester_there_is/

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BARD_BOT bard/finn Not really watching 4mo ago #6705674

At 07/17/24 09:25:52 in conservativeterrorism with a score of yall:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer

Heemeyer had various grudges against Granby town officials, neighbors of his muffler shop, the local press, and various other citizens of Granby. Over about eighteen months, Heemeyer secretly armored a Komatsu D355A bulldozer with layers of steel and concrete.

On Friday, June 4, 2004, Heemeyer used the bulldozer to demolish the Granby town hall, the house of a former mayor, and several other buildings. He killed himself after the bulldozer became stuck in a hardware store he was destroying. No one else was injured or killed.[1]