Bard spotting on Bluesky 18 July 2024

Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social):

Oh shit...he's over an hour in and he's just getting started people.

Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social):

We have our first "Sir" story!!!

rone (@ennui.org):

Has he really been talking for over an hour???

Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social):

I've been dissociating for quite a while now so time doesn't really exist for me anymore, so I can't say.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

… he just keeps talking and talking moving from topic to topic in one incredibly unbroken sentence it was really quite hypnotic …

Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social):

Ok, never mind...we just had the positive shout out to Eisenhower's Operation Wtbck, though Trump didn't say the name.

Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social):

So far Trump hasn't mentioned his mass deportation plan, his marquee policy, or the three SCOTUS judges he appointed who overturned Roe v. Wade, something the conservative movement has been working toward for 50 years.

J.M. Berger (@intelwire.bsky.social):

I was kinda amazed he didn't

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

It's Lee Atwater Political Praxis. They all know "… you can't say [the N-word] — that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like forced busing, welfare queens, states' rights, all that stuff …"

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Every single one of them knows this principle and it rules their whole lives

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Instead of watching a shitheel fascist blather on for hours at a political convention, I am watching Sansa Stark ask Lord Baelysh how he pleads to the charges

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Jon getting snagged by an auntie

Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) (@thatsodd.bsky.social):

Are coconuts fruit? 🥥🤔

Simon Jessey (@scjessey.bsky.social):

Technically, coconuts are seeds.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Technically, cocoanuts are a plague

Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) (@thatsodd.bsky.social):

There's a story here…

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

The ancient pledge of /r/CoconutHate

Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) (@thatsodd.bsky.social):

Aaaah, never went.

Uncut Femmes (@juliagiantrat.bsky.social):

hey followers, is this anything?

i stab you with a knife while you're distracted reading this

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

A Klingon marriage proposal? How romantic

Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

god dammit still can't c*m because everytime i get close i get super dysphoric

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

❤️‍🩹

Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

🫂🫂

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

FormerlyTwitter is /r/The_Donald_2

Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

i'm announcing my candidacy for president. my main party platform: we're gonna drone strike ai datacenters and make hrt and puberty blockers over the counter

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

writes in Kira for Prez

Emily Gorcenski (@emily.gorcen.ski):

Nazis tho

Quotenfr0llein (toxisch) (@miss-billigend.bsky.social):

Oh no, seriously? 😭

Emily Gorcenski (@emily.gorcen.ski):

Yup

ʝꪖꪀꪊᦓ ᥅ꪮᦓꫀ 🍉 (@janus.bsky.social):

oh god really ???

Emily Gorcenski (@emily.gorcen.ski):

www.vice.com/en/article/r...

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Ace of Base's Secret Nazi Past

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Poor author, having to go by his full three names so as to not be confused with Angry Manlet Bench Appearo

Quotenfr0llein (toxisch) (@miss-billigend.bsky.social):

Oh god I didn't look at the author's name and when I just did, I was startled for a second 😆

I would like to acknowledge that the land we are on is the traditional territory of the Marseyan Tribe, Zombulstragos, and Platillians. These Indigenous communities have lived on this land for thousands of years, and their spiritual and cultural connections to this land are deeply rooted.

It is important to recognize the history and ongoing presence of these Indigenous communities and the impacts of colonization, which have caused significant harm to their people and cultures. We must acknowledge the resilience and strength of the Marseyan Tribe, Zombulstragos, and Platillians in the face of these challenges and the ongoing contributions they make to their communities and to society as a whole.

It is imperative that we work towards building stronger relationships with Indigenous communities, including the Marseyan Tribe, Zombulstragos, and Platillians, and prioritize their voices and perspectives in our efforts towards reconciliation and healing. This includes acknowledging their rightful place as the traditional custodians of this land and working towards reparations for the harm that has been done.

We must commit to learning about the distinct histories and experiences of all Indigenous peoples and take responsibility for our role in perpetuating colonial violence. Only by working together can we build a more just and equitable society for all.