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Bard spotting on Bluesky 04 September 2024 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Gor is exactly like what would happen if you told an AI trained on L Ron Hubbard novels and /r/MGTOW to write you a kink fic

Run, do not walk, away

nora neurosismancer 🏳️⚧️ (@neurosismancer.gay):

i do not believe in kinkshaming with one exception and that exception is goreans


Cassandra Miller (@tiptransformed.bsky.social):

It's not simply the worst, it's terrifying.

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Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer):

Imagine living in a foreign country and finding out that your taxes paid for Tim Pool to build another walk-in closet for his hats


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

The only winners in all of this are the kids who will eventually be using the "Absolutely Not Tim Pool Municipal Skatepark" in 5 years after it's seized by a city for nonpayment of taxes

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Lol the /r/TimPool subreddit has set to Approved Posters Only.

There is only one un-suspended subreddit moderator left there.

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

The heart-stopping adrenaline-mainlining jolt of feet hitting the floor that follows 1.2 seconds after the TTY begins hammering out a message

Judith Butlerian Jihad (@xanindigo.bsky.social):

thinking about forgotten computer sounds we no longer hear:

• the grinding noise of a defragmenting hard drive

• the BZWOMM of the monitor degauss button

• the squeal of an ejecting floppy drive

• the crackle of static as you switch off a CRT monitor

• the horrifying shriek of a dot matrix printer


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

The local AM radio tower's signal rectifying through the bad weld on this government issued desk's legs, turning the drawer into a crystal radio that softly wokka-wokkas sports and traffic when opened and empty


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

The strangely voicelike soughing and fluttering of the kitestring as the kite flies so, so high that we can't see it any longer, just one long quivering cotton cord vanishing into the sky, held to earth by 40 pounds of sheer wonder


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

The flyback whine of the Indiglo backlight on the miraculously palm-sized portable computer as we hide under a sheet, reading an epub

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Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

one of the greatest stories to unfold live where no one was in danger but awww yeah it was tense

Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv.bsky.social):

4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.

On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day

So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga


Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

You were there?

Can I touch you?

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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Greece

Niece

Peace

Herakles

Popsicles


Ramon Diaz (@riverrunn.bsky.social):

Pangaea

Pancake

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:marseytrain: janny with a mop. :marseytrain: janny with a mop.

Granny panties and a dress. Granny panties and a dress.

6 foot 4 and a mugshot. 6 foot 4 and a mugshot.

Child abuse and no job. Child abuse and no job.

Living in mama's sunroom. Living in mama's sunroom.

Giant pale hands and lipstick. Giant pale hands and lipstick.

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