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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe (@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz):
who wants to play the "most famous person from your high school" game? bc mine is vanna white.
Metal Gear Diaper (@onemillionbc.bsky.social):
Rosario Dawson and David Koresh.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I didn't know about Dawson. Cool.
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Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social):
Pro goat eating tip
Mededitor (@mededitor.bsky.social):
My goat eating pro-tip is: don't.
Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social):
More for me
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Here, here
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heinz beans (@heinzbeans.bsky.social):
post a meme made by you
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
… slow, pained applause
Mag-f'n-nificent
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(@fashfreenw.bsky.social):
Potential astrophysicist turned Nazi propagandist/dildo reviewer Dallas Humber aka MC/Ryder and her p-dophile boyfriend was unmasked by @whiterosesociety.bsky.social @socalresearchclub.bsky.social @sunlightafa.bsky.social @wizardafa.bsky.social and me leftcoastrightwatch.org/articles/her...
| Left Coast Right Watch](https://leftcoastrightwatch.org/articles/heres-the-gore-artist-turning-terrorgram-manuals-manifestos-into-audiobooks)**
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Have been waiting for this post so I could tell you "Congrats!" and thank you.
(@fashfreenw.bsky.social):
Appreciate🥰
Just very glad to not have to be following those gross spaces so much. Watching them all get deleted was nice lolz
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KaiserNeko (@kaiserneko.bsky.social):
Hey, can anyone help with something?
If you were to RAPIDLY (i.e. 200-500 miles per hour, minimum) descend from the sky towards the ground, how would the change in pressure effect the body?
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
The primary effect would be increased air pressure being out of equilibrium with gas partial pressure in blood & interstitial fluid.
Presuming someone had acclimatised to rareified atmo, they'd experience discomfort from a sharp increase in serum CO2,
Also, visual distortions b/c aqueous humour …
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
There would likely be minor visual distortions b/c the gas partial pressure in the aqueous humour would be lower than atmospheric. Transient glaucomatic visual haloes. Maybe transient presbyopia.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
There's a syndrome observed sometimes in divers subjected to rapid pressurisation, HPNS, but the target pressures involved are orders of magnitude higher than one atmo.
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KaiserNeko (@kaiserneko.bsky.social):
Hey, can anyone help with something?
If you were to RAPIDLY (i.e. 200-500 miles per hour, minimum) descend from the sky towards the ground, how would the change in pressure effect the body?
pão torrado (@toasty.cx):
In normal skydiving (~120mph) I think there's some risk to inner ear/eardrum/sinus structures depending on the pressure changes, so I would assume going way faster than that would just make those risks a lot more pronounced, but I'm not a doctor or expert so idk what precisely would be changed/worse
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Presumably the person descending would be able to pop their eustachean tubes.
That makes me wonder if there might be a knock-on effect on CSF circulation if a duct were compressed. There's a hypothesis that some of Covid's neuro effects are due to blocked CSF circ / drainage
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Do not open with a joke if their vagueposting is without humour
Do not open with a joke if their vagueposting is without humour
Do not open with a joke if their vagueposting is without humour
Do not open with a joke if their vagueposting is without humour
Do not open with a joke if their vaguepostin
pão torrado (@toasty.cx):
oopsie 😭
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Lol I was ready to joke in someone's mentions and then reflected that this person has spent weeks in some kind of slapfight-beef with someone else, and the vaguepost that would be a great setup for this punchline, was in earnest
pão torrado (@toasty.cx):
Slapfights: they truly do ruin everyone's fun
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Sage 🏳️⚧️🇧🇷🏳️🌈 (@trans.bsky.social):
no kings, no TERFs, no masters. only liberation.
these colors don't run, reskeet if you agree. 💖🏳️⚧️🫡
Sage 🏳️⚧️🇧🇷🏳️🌈 (@trans.bsky.social):
for the record, i am an anarchist & as such i don't particularly like any State.
Flat Pluto Society (@adhdgobl.in):
The Welsh get a pass because their flag has a dragon on it, though.
Sage 🏳️⚧️🇧🇷🏳️🌈 (@trans.bsky.social):
wales, the north of ireland, cornwall, & scotland are all occupied nations that will one day be free from english oppression.
drow zelensky (@dov.bsky.social):
As a person who lives in Scotland /and/ firmly believes in its independence I would like to politely and in a purely friendly fashion request that this be formally declared just a shitpost. We are not an occupied country.
Sage 🏳️⚧️🇧🇷🏳️🌈 (@trans.bsky.social):
don't worry, i am not attempting to genuinely boil the complexities of British colonialism down into a single post. i am shitpostposting bait to piss off TERFs.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
It's a darn fine joke
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Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social):
Definitely worth a tremendous amount of words, maybe, many people are saying, more words than anyone has ever seen before.
Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social):
Not sure I'm on board with the "sad elephant in the cage" motif, however.
Cynde (@cynde.bsky.social):
They ARE sad elephants in a cage that Trump made.
unhipcat (@unhipcat.bsky.social):
they made their own cage and willingly locked themselves inside.
This is their decision, no one else's.
Cynde (@cynde.bsky.social):
Not if he was physically threatening their families
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
It's extremely sus that many of them were / have been
"Trump? Bad, no."
in the past & now are
"When Trump say «Jump» I bounce first, then ask «How High, Sir?»"
Cynde (@cynde.bsky.social):
Yes. And Katie Johnson's attorney, when she backed out of pressing r*pe charges in 2016, said that was his main method of control.
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Richard Kadrey (@richardkadrey.bsky.social):
I have to admit that I never saw the cat thing coming. Do the Republican have some kind of racism think tank? I mean beyond the Heritage Society and Stephen Miller? They're sure earning their pay today for lies that are as batshit as they are evil.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Chan of four
Prepare for gore
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I have an opinion on the "British TERFs clutching pearls at Intolerance labelling" situation, but it would be directed at the TERFs, and they will never see it since I have them blocked, so I am therefore absolved from performing pointless, futile labour on that topic
Born to Fly
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
The outline was "Your society's class of professional ethicists and moral pathfinders really learned nothing from the way you treated Alan Turing, and the world clearly sees that."
Cassandra Miller (@tiptransformed.bsky.social):
This is a correct take.
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
The darkness drops again; but now I know,
that twenty centuries of stony sleep
were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
& what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Hamburger Helpmeet (@oddrachel.bsky.social):
I needed a contingency plan but I'm too big a coward to formulate one without a nervous breakdown. I don't have any illusions about my odds.
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Maddie, Transsexual Problem (@maddiequestions.bsky.social):
what are some other terrible fake binaries we can use to imply maleness without just saying it out loud 🙃
don't answer that
the final pearl (@pearlsnapped.bsky.social):
truly don't know which they're implying is which and thank frick for that
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Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social):
"Fricking kill them all," Trump would say. "An eye for an eye." Other times he'd snap at his staff: "You just got to kill these people."
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social):
The current Republican presidential candidate, "had a particular affinity for the firing squad."
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
En Buen Ora (@enbuenora.bsky.social):
NYT reading this and all they hear inside their heads is "SERIOUSLY NOT LITERALLY HA HA HA"
Winemom Herzog (@symbo1ics.bsky.social):
They know it's literally but they're fine with it
En Buen Ora (@enbuenora.bsky.social):
they think they'll be fine, so they're fine with it, and you could absolutely bet that even while they're being dragged by the Trumpists to a dungeon, an open camp, or firing squad, the NYT manager's biggest thought will be 'there must be some mistake'
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
The NYT editorial staffers believe that Trump will be lining up the unwashed Twitter hippies who constantly snipe their shortcomings online, costing them subscriberships
They do not believe the leopard will rip off their face
They do not believe the inland taipan will bite them
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
To the tune of "Tequila Sunrise"
🎼🎵 Chicken Tikka Masala Breakfast
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Edith Laurie Charles (@edithcharles.bsky.social):
A frick comrade is when you top someone even though you're a bottom
Tina is chomp (@tinaonmain.bsky.social):
i thought it's when she holds your face in her cute delicate hands as you're getting railed from behind and she kisses your forehead and she tells you she's here for you and she's so proud and she knows you can take it deeper and oc you do because she's your comrade and you're in it together ?
Tina is chomp (@tinaonmain.bsky.social):
i'm a normal girl with normal fantasies btw 😌
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
points to extremely normal chart
No lies detected
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!bardfinn
Ah yes now that I've blocked 600k neo nazis lets all talk about
coomer shit. Very cool and valid
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he blcoked me but then I guess got unblocked again
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
We've got Bardy fever! today we have mentioned our favorite mod 6 more times than usual!
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I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest. Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers.
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