Daily Bard Digest 2024-09-22

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Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

03/21/19 01:41:01 with a score of -2: https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/b3mkgo/man_wearing_maga_hat_kicked_out_of_vigil_for/ej0rrmq/?context=8

"i HaVeN't bEeN fOlLoWiNg rEaL cLoSe"

"Please Mr. President, stop using these shootings as the face of gun control. There were 432 murders in Chicago last year. Tackle that. Make those murderers the face of gun control.

Stop fricking pretending that school shootings make any dent in the murders in this country. They don't. There were over 16,000 homicides in the US last year. This will make less than 0.1% difference this year. That doesn't help the families of the people who died here, but please tackle the real problem Mr. President."

You need to shut. the frick. up