Daily Bard Digest 2024-11-13

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Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

12/05/16 17:43:40 with a score of -4: https://old.reddit.com/r/Dallas/comments/5gp8il/why_i_will_not_cast_my_electoral_vote_for_donald/dau1901/?context=8

Somewhere, remote and cold, where there is almost zero light, remains the possibility that a gaggle of purposefully-ignorant, Fox-News-guzzling, Evangelical-fundamentalist-Prosperity-Doctrine-Christian-Identity Republican Electors will convene and choose — against all the wishes of the electoral system, the gerrymandering, the Republican Party machine and its constituency — to save the world from being handed over to a pig who wants to roll it into a cigar and light it with the fallout from a mushroom cloud.

Maybe real, humble, pious, devout Christians will save us from the Executive Office being mounted by a man who can easily be theologically classified as the AntiChrist, a lifelong footlackey of Mammon.