This is a real valid :marseysaruh: cow

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What the liberal media doesn't want you to know is that cows will bite.

:#marseysopa: :#bite:

You, at a petting zoo: "Wow this huge animal smells like hay."

Me: *chomp*

You: "omg my digits."

I don't actually know if cows bite. I think they don't. I haven't been around livestock in 30 years.

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I've stuck my hands :marseyhmmhips: in cow mouths :marseycolossal: before :marseyskellington: and they were very gentle

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Brainletcuck based soymaxxed sneedlets take moidfoid Ws while capybara frozen carps dilate coping coaljak bzzzrt maxxer wrrrr-crack snappycel DONT MISS

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