:marseymochi: VS onion. Who you got?


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>mfw it's not meat

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:marseysquint:

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He's not crying, just mewing and positive canthal tilt maxxing.

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people who let their cats on the counter

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I'm sending you this message to let you know I would have downmarseyd your comment if I could. Cats are people and restricting access to any part of your house is demeaning to the cat and it really says a lot about your character. I am sorry for your loss, but you will not be missed :marsey:

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You can still downmarsey me! It just takes more work. Click on my profile, go to my comments, and find the offending comment to hit the down arrow :marseydownvote:

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thanks!

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Imagine thinking any part of your cat is dirtier than your counter.

Except Black Cat's armpits sometimes. He did have some BO issues.

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Musty butt lvm cat :marseystinky: How does a cat end up with armpit BO with no sweat glands in their pits?

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I have no idea but it really smelled pretty similar. He was a complete dusty and Sasha would have none of his shit, but I came to love that little bastard later in life.

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Cats are spiritually neurodivergent creatures, and I love the little r-slurs for it.

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My Sasha was completely different tho. She unironically had cat wisdom I learned from that I use to this day. Of all the souls I've encountered in my life, hers' was the most human.

I'm really not joking. The way she dealt with the human kid in the house, the puppy who wanted to lick her face all the time, the little bastard cat.

She was a magical negro in a cat body.

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I've got a lazy fat body cat and besides get shit stuck in his butt fur he couldn't reach he's always 100% clean

Must be a tard

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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That is some appalling knifework.

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'Hold on babe, I'm just carving the onion'

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:#marseychingchong:

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Chinese cat

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I don't think so. It isn't roasting in the oven.

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Okay so

The samurai were officially abolished as a caste in Japanese society during the Meiji Restoration in 1867

The first ever fax machine, the "printing telegraph", was invented in 1843

And Abraham Lincoln was famously assassinated at Ford's Theatre in 1865

Which means

There was a 22 year window in which a samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln

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Thank you Snappy. Very cool.

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Nice spot.

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