Paddy the Pet Goose

!birdposters Cute goose!

(Trigger Warning for aggressively Irish accent)

How about you suck my peepee? I have an advanced engineering degree, speak 3 languages at near native level, know 6 high level programming languages at an advanced level, am a C++ metaprogramming guru, can do software design and architecture, have written kernel modules, know both analog and digital electronics, have programmed FPGAs, can even do fricking webdev and REST APIs if someone asks me, am a one man devops team and know Kubernetes, can do ML, am a decent scrum master, heck I can probably even frick your wife better than you do.

Snapshots:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)