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Poj they/them :marseysmokealarmbeep:THE ROBOT IS STUCK! :marseysmokealarmbeep:  9mo ago (image post) Edited 9mo ago 188 thread views #243124

My two pets are finally getting along :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

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Update: someone in my personal life got mad at me for posting this and demanded to know why I'm so fesperate for attention. :marseysulk: :marseysob: You're fricking welcome.

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have you considered getting pizza to gain 80-90 lbs?

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No but good idea. Then he can never leave... :marseyrapscallion:

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tbh this is a good idea

i saw @FrozenChosen eyeing him off in another thread the other day, you don't want some other woman trying to steal your man

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I know she has been. I told him about it and he is blissfully ignorant, claiming, "she is the only person who has me muted."

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he doesn't realise his own value tbh

buy him more pizza (u can make a cute joke about his rdrama username and call it clever as an excuse) and get him to slowly fatten up over the course of a year or two and since frozen is a fatphobe she wont even look at him any more.

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