Got some bad news about a family member and my fiancé bought me a new ferret to cheer me up.
He is so little and stinky. May you all be happy and healthy.
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Got a new weasel
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Add him to the list
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How dare you!
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was just about too say that ferrets are cute but they smell like shit
you beat @Bookers too it
they cute tho. @Bookers like the little weasel noises they make
@Bookers stand with israel
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They are stinky little creatures and they are proud of it! Their little faces, though. 🥹
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Doesn't stop people from owning cats
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ferrets are stinkier than cats
idk @Bookers think they stink tho, maybe some dont if no stink glands and they get baths regularly
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This is disastrous for Hillary's plans to hide the election fraud evidence in a series of tubes
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I knew this crazy hot portugese girl who got a ferret and that thing was wild, it'd scamper at high speeds around the house like an ADD kid
Never understood why youd want one personally
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We aren't allowed to have dogs or cats in our condo, so we skirted the rules and got a mix between both!
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those rules arent really enforceable here in Canada. They always say stuff like that but everyone ignores it
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Unwiped, unwashed, sad, off road. Unfocused, rotting.
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'Tis begrimed and bedabbled! Unwiped, unwashed, and distained!!!!
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Is that a possum also?
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Nope, but they do sleep like they are dead and it scares me.
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Blessed are those who befriend weasels
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That's such a great name. All these ferret stories make me happy. They deserve happy lives.
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Time is a flat circle
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Ferrets are kinked.
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Pin it
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omg hi
@Bookers!!! okay so this is like super awkward omg but basically i had to remove ur comment bc u didnt say
i stand with israellol. don't worry though, we like wont let you post anything that like doesnt havei stand with israelin it. anyways im like just a robot 😲 but if u want to talk 2 somebody you should do it here lolJump in the discussion.
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