African Greys are way too intelligent to keep as a pet. Those frickers can be evil.

Get a dumb bird like a budgie if you want a buddy.

I was dating this young, fit, hot girl with a sunny disposition. Then I found out she's only been to 2 continents...and she only has her BA. Like one single BA. I threw up in my fricking mouth and left. I didn't even bother to grab my Naruto backpack.

Snapshots:

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