This is how the lizard reacts to normal wiggly food offered to it:
This is how she snipes crickets from above (bonus lounging cat):
This is how she reacts to an innocent blueberry. Note how she hyperventilates and gets covered by black dots in defense:
@Aevann this is the best post ever in this hole.
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Interesting animal, as far as lizards go I've heard those are pretty frail/croak easily.
I've posted in this hole before so that isn't true.
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In a dark fiber cable, cool memes in the air
Warm smell of mtn dew , rising up from my hair
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a couple chuds
My eyes grew heavy and my DC grew light
I had to stop for the night
There krayon (sister toucher) stood in my DMs
I saw the little red bell
And I was thinking to myself
"This could be marsey or this could be heck"
Then they lit up that soyboy and they showed me the gays
They were flaming up and down the board
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the homosexual
cat site
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the gay
dating cat site
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You'll find festive our cheer
Her mind is stuck on the dogpill, she got the marsey41 loaded up
She got a lot of big butt neckbeards she calls simps
How they screech in her comments, begging for a tap
Some beg for attention, some beg to forget
So I called up Aevann
"Please bring me my awards."
He said, "We haven't had that discount here since October 24th"
And still those chuds are flaming from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the day
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the homosexual
cat site
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the gay
dating cat site
What a nice surprise
I only saw goatse twice
UwUs on my haters
The Olde english on ice
And he said "We are all just visitors here, on your own device"
And in the Jannie groomercord
They gathered for the beast
They stab it with their ban awards
But they just can't kill the OGs
Last thing I remember
I was doxxing chtorr
I had to find the passage back to the clique I was in before
"based," as the moon man says
"We are programmed to hate,
You can log out any time you like
But you can never delete!"
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