Lego have gotten desperate for star wars stuff they've resorted to doing cringe comic AU universes now. Star Wars Infinites LE WHAT IF DARTH VADER WAS WHITE AND GOOD?!

But I did buy Lego this morning

Normally I'm for these kinds of rediscovering your childhood things. But you could just buy a Richard Scarry book (may I recommend What do People do All Day?) for like $15. And more importantly putting these things together took a lot of time.

And if I can have a heartfelt sentimental moment with you dramanauts, that's time you should be spending with your kids...

...wait WTF?

Lego is the only toy franchise that actually made a movie that will bring you together with your kids and that's not enough for you?

I've legit had friendly conversations with a guy with facial tatoos who says he's going to get off fent now because of his 3rd kid and I give him 50/50 of it working better than this. And I put on the news every day and I got quarterwits like Antony Blinken and Anne-Marie Slaughter and John Bolton on there telling me how the world should work. In the past we thought it would be nuclear weapons that would destroy our civilization. No. It's just r-slurs.

You maniacs! You voted for these r-slurs, and then you voted for Democrat r-slurs, and then even more r-slurred r-slurs.

!followers If you had any idea what despair I'm in that these people are running our country. Unironically I could put together people I vaguely remember from school in 5 minutes to be a better national security team than this. I just want the world to be destroyed. Just leave it to the apes.

I mean for frick's sake the ending of The Planet of the Apes at least had a little goddarn dignity. I guess it hits a little too close to home. That vapid stare from Nova, it's like trying to get one of you tards to open a goddarn file on your computer.

"You finally really did it."

Is he talking about nuclear war or zoomers deciding to become r-slurred animals and lose the power of reason? I don't think Rod Serling would have wasted this much time writing about nothing.

It would go bankrupt and Hasbro would buy them

Who else is gonna spend $200 on a set of plastic bricks that barely hold together

Some kids in the family love legos, but it was a real pain in the butt getting them something for Christmas because I wanted to get them something non-branded…like knights or pirates or underwater. Literally nothing in the shop was unbranded besides a friends line for little girls, which didn't have anything by imaginative. I looked at every box for sale and behind boxes. So I bought some Harry Potter and Star Wars out of no choice, but it was a really dumb experience.

Apparently they have a handful of non-branded sets like a castle, but they're not promoted, are big extra expensive sets, and basically online only. Bah Humbug.

What would I decorate my house with

Zoomers had Minecraft.

Probably why Lego pivoted to tie ins because that took the building something out of cubes market, I mean Lego has physicality but it's also expensive and space consuming.

Bionicle was GOATed

Kids aren't buying this shit. Fat millenials are the whale market.

You think? There's been some pretty creative sets I've bought like the Polaroid and Bonsai Tree. Lots of plant sets are really cool actually.

They still had the franchise shit when we were kids but literally no one built what was intended, I had star wars ones back then but everyone just used the pieces to make their own stuff

It is set 75257 but in black with some small detail changes.

Grand Wizard Vader

Joke's on you chud, logic dictates that white Darth Vader is black Anakin under the mask! Check mate

Nothing about it is based

It's Legae

LegX

My coworker gets Chinese bootlegs that are tha same, but with no lego-branding. They are chraper, and ehile I'm uncertain how much cheaper and how much lead they contain, the end results look very good.