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DrFateHoids 1yr ago#2821022
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Didn't cats just love granaries cuz they attracted the mice?
So the cats would hang around and humans were like "cool, I hate mice and these cats kick butt." Cats never had natural predators so they weren't terribly worried about the humans, who seemed to like them.
This is wildly incorrect. I hate to such a tenured member of the community but by god it hurts to see such nonsense upvoted.
Current research indicates that Cats in ancient times were nothing like the creatures we know today. In the years of Champions when Dinosaurs fought Humans in a bloody series of wars known as the Saurliad. Cats were actually psychic beings capable of astral projection, future reading and even mind control (in some rare cases ofc)
Obviously there’s a lot we don’t know about these higher, cat-like beings. But most scholars are pretty certain that they were aliens from another planet who teleported here when they saw how pure hearted and good the Children of God were.
They saw how beset the humans were by the iniquitious Dinosaurs and offered their services. Free of charge. With the cats at their side the humans began to turn the tide of battle with the dinosaurs. The fields of Illium were piled high with dead saurians as the good king Malaches with his trusty cat advisor, Mahrzui, led a wildly successful campaign against the Dino Empire of the Mediterranean: Truly these cats were a gift from God.
🙋♀️ “BUt Pog if cats were so powerful what the F*** happened to them to be these wittle fwuff bawws we know today?” Great question! Scholars have long wondered about the decline of the Cat. To be honest it’s still a bit of a mystery
There’s circumstantial evidence for the workings of a mad king dinosaur who hunted down these psychic cats using an elite cadre of psychic-immune ankylsaurs. This king systematically stripped them of their psychic powers and threw them to the elements. Humans then came to their aid, offering them a place of warmth and safety. Much as the cats had done for them, so long ago
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Pog 1yr ago#2821369
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At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul.
But most scholars are pretty certain that they were aliens from another planet who teleported here when they saw how pure hearted and good the Children of God were.
No. Cats came from the Dreamlands and still have the power to return there whenever they sleep.
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Now do one but with Cats discovering humans and domesticating themselves
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Didn't cats just love granaries cuz they attracted the mice?
So the cats would hang around and humans were like "cool, I hate mice and these cats kick butt." Cats never had natural predators so they weren't terribly worried about the humans, who seemed to like them.
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This is wildly incorrect. I hate to such a tenured member of the community but by god it hurts to see such nonsense upvoted.
Current research indicates that Cats in ancient times were nothing like the creatures we know today. In the years of Champions when Dinosaurs fought Humans in a bloody series of wars known as the Saurliad. Cats were actually psychic beings capable of astral projection, future reading and even mind control (in some rare cases ofc)
Obviously there’s a lot we don’t know about these higher, cat-like beings. But most scholars are pretty certain that they were aliens from another planet who teleported here when they saw how pure hearted and good the Children of God were.
They saw how beset the humans were by the iniquitious Dinosaurs and offered their services. Free of charge. With the cats at their side the humans began to turn the tide of battle with the dinosaurs. The fields of Illium were piled high with dead saurians as the good king Malaches with his trusty cat advisor, Mahrzui, led a wildly successful campaign against the Dino Empire of the Mediterranean: Truly these cats were a gift from God.
🙋♀️ “BUt Pog if cats were so powerful what the F*** happened to them to be these wittle fwuff bawws we know today?” Great question! Scholars have long wondered about the decline of the Cat. To be honest it’s still a bit of a mystery
There’s circumstantial evidence for the workings of a mad king dinosaur who hunted down these psychic cats using an elite cadre of psychic-immune ankylsaurs. This king systematically stripped them of their psychic powers and threw them to the elements. Humans then came to their aid, offering them a place of warmth and safety. Much as the cats had done for them, so long ago
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Lol I read this as seriously as I would an actual scientific explanation and believed it too. Does that mean the internet made me tarded?
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At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul.
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No. Cats came from the Dreamlands and still have the power to return there whenever they sleep.
There they fight their mortal enemy: The Zoogs
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pick one
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Cats are so based
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