4chan, anon blackfacemaxxes to get his Uber Eats

By Andrew Ward

Whoa, the poltard who made the bait resisted the temptation to sign it with "Moishe Goldstein", that's a first!

>Yelloo, could I orderydoo five plain tacus with cubed cheese, not tooo spice, our tummies and the timmy house cannot digest it!

>4rel fam, what's ya name yo?

>eeeehhh, whispers frick under breath,, niiiigger?

"Hmmm... should I make my own food or step outside? lol, frick that. I need to spend fifty hours grind maxxing fortnite."

too bad, chuds! Black people gon' frick with your food anyway cuz they be frickin' with errybodys food

- A thoughtful person

From what I can tell, blacks hate delivering to other blacks because they don't tip. That alone can increase the chances that their food gets eaten or fricked with

It's only racist if you don't use real hood names like Lamar. Ain't nobody wanna see a neighbor called Steve.

me ordering my steak tartare under Jamiriquious

SCIENCE TELLS US BLACK PPL DON'T MESS WITH WHITE PEOPLES FOOD OK GAWL YOU RACISTS!!!!

>DeSquarious

Hmm, @MommyIssues wonder what would lead too this phenomenon in the first place

Trans lives matter

Ya'll be trippin'

I use Darius, a traditional Persian name, on a lot of my stuff. No one notices, no one cares

They can tell what race you are anyway by how much you tip.