If Barbie came out in a different decade who do you think they would have cast?

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Definitely Amy Schumer

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Britney pre-9/11. It would probably be the most coomed-to VHS in the world. Half the copies sold in garage sales would be unwatchable due to excessive rewinding. The producers would get away scot-free with sexualizing her because her parents would still shoulder most of the blame. This is such a rock solid alt history scenario that you could probably convince millions that it actually happened Mandella effect-style.

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I probably ruined the Hollywood Video VHS of Wild Things at the lesbian and threesome scenes

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That could have pulled it off easily

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He know

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She would need implants

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tbh there's never a lack of blonde bimbos in the world

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Paris Hilton no doubt

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She doesn't have tits or a personality, she could be Ken

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:marseyno: Nicki Minaj feat. Ice Spice

:marseyyes: Paris Hilton feat. Timbaland, produced by Scott Storch

:marsoyhype: Men In Black/Wild Wild West era Will Smith as Ken

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She had a higher calling.

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Why did they cast Barbie with someone that looks the part?

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In the 60s:

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In the 70s:

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In the 80s:

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Lord yes

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Michelle Pfiefer for 80s tbh

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Not the right vibe for the part.

80s Kim was great.

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Kim bussyger

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Look at that smirk. He know

Also pam feels weirdly subversive. I dont think theyd ever cast someone who was a playboy model with big boobs over a “proper actress”

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Jessica Simpson

She did some acting so it wouldn't be too weird :marseyshiftyeyes:

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