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Anon lives differently than his peers

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I had a flip phone until 2018, then I got a woman and it became crucial that I be able to receive her funny and cute gifs for some reason so I had to get a smartphone. Then I lost the woman so I installed LineageOS which made my phone pleasantly unusable again and somehow restored my virginity.

Then later on my bank decided I needed to have a functional smartphone so I got a second smartphone for the bank. Then Job 1 and Job 2 wanted to install their spyware on my phone so I had to buy two more. Now I have four smartphones and I want to kill myself. And neither the bank, nor Job 1, nor Job 2 will suck my peepee or send me cute gifs.

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:marseycheerup:

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you mean :marseycheerupretard:

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>so I installed LineageOS which made my phone pleasantly unusable again

what in the absolute nonsense are you on about

The only legit usable phones I have are running LineageOS

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Except for all the apps that normies use that require the google store to even start, and notifications that use google services, and so on. And you'll tell me to install Micro-G and I'll tell you that you're the micro, G, and also that defeats the point.

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bro what are you talking about lmfao

u have infinite browsers to choose from, why do u need to download an app?

I log into my bank on the browser, if i wanna see twitter I open the web browser, facebook ? browser

u dont need google or micro g at all

lineage lets u use ur phone like u would a computer, there is zero reason to get google involved

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All my bank apps work with it. Blind doesn't. The solution is to use Zygisk which hides your root and other things from apps.

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>Doesn't sideload GAPPS

>"WOW, this phone is unusable without Google apps!"

:marseybrainlet#:

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:marseysquint: We're gonna catch you fricking that phone, aren't we?

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>Still thinks its the software that runs DATA collection and not [retacted] part of the CPU and [redacted]

:sharkyglow:

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>Roots phone to get rid of google spyware

>Reinstalls google spyware on rooted phone

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You can uninstall all sideloaded apps. You know? As far as I know, I think it only installs the playstore

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Yeah I'll just install one piece of spyware instead of 10, that's brilliant.

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As Confucius said:

>Don't stop a schizophrenic r-slur, he will bite his own butt anyway

:marseythroatsinging:

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Maybe Ted will let me frick her if I show her my phone.

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