Was Gandalf the original dramatard???

The Shire -- Reddit, full of consoomer soyjak manlets who have never left home

Dwarves -- 4chan, deviant miners who dig into the depths of the earth to find an actual good post

Elves -- idk gays

Wizards -- dramatards entirely wrapped in obscure baitquests but rarely contributing anything other than a random theatric that changes the entire situation. Possessing ancient knowledge yet no idea what to do with it

Orcs and Goblins -- black people Twitter

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